SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Yolande
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR a***!"The Teacher fainted.
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Catalina
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Hey, I'm very out going and try to keep busy with work friends and family. I love to laugh and enjoy company of friends, I work hard and take care of me... But it would be nice to meet someone that would like to take me out for a nice dinner or drinks... I love movies and music both are my passions... I'm looking for a guy that wants a relationship, doesn't have to serious to start but I want it to be where your headed. I like guys that say what they mean and mean what they say. I like straight forward but kind. I want to find someone to share my life with. I have been told that I'm funny and have a great sense of humor... I also love being with a crowd, and ***with someone... I love my family, friends, and my job. And all of the above come first. But I would like to add a guy to the top of that list... Surprise me! I like a man that makes a plan... I mean it would be nice to make the plan together wether it be drinks, dinner, coffee... Whatever... But it's always nice when you have a plan :)
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Shawn
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a very easy-going person. I consider myself a hard worker and lucky for me, I love my job. I've been in a few serious long term relationships but just haven't found the right person yet. I love being outdoors.. going to the beach, walking at the park, or riding my horses. I'm always up for playing pool, bowling or just staying in and watching movies on the couch. I hate to say it.. but I love reality tv shows. It all started years ago with MTV and the Real World. I like most types of music and am always up for a live concert. If you want to know more.. just ask. Something casual..drinks or coffee.