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United States, North Carolina, Sylva

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*A CATFISH IS A LOSER WHO POSTS PICTURES OF A GOOD LOOKING PERSON CLAIMING IT'S THEM. CREATING A PROFILE UNDER FALSE PRETENSES. IT'S NOT THE FISH THAT SWIMS IN THE OCEAN I WOULD GUT.I'm sarcastic and love to laugh. When you read my profile or if I message you PLEASE try to keep that in mind. I find humor in most things...but I also know there's a time and a place. I love kids and enjoy spending time with my nieces. I don't have children. I have no problem whatsoever if you have a brood of little people. I'm fiercely protective of those I love (including myself). Along with the absorbent amount of interests I've listed above, when I'm up - I'm usually up for anything. I don't drink and don't like bars or clubs. I'll go on occasion, but it isn't my first choice for something fun to do. I guess we all need to shake our tail feathers once in awhile. ;-)I'm comfortable in my own skin. I don't need a relationship for validation or to dictate my worth. I'd rather be alone and happy than with someone and miserable. It's sad when people settle for less, not when they set a standard for themselves and uphold it. I could tell you what I'm looking for, but I'm not going to. :-) I will say this: Physical attraction and mental compatibility are important. Would you walk up to me in a crowded place and initiate conversation? No? Why do it here then? You either get a response or you don't. Don't act like you don't know how this works, guys. I don't get responses from everyone I message and neither will you. The truth is we either don't like the look of the other person and/or we don't like their profile. I don't make the rules, and I don't take them personally. I take it like a "man" and so should you. You may be awesome but I reserve the right not to respond, delete or block you for the following reasons: - Initial message is a copy and paste. (Lay-hay-zee!)- Asking me to have sex with you and your girlfriend. - Only looking for sex.- (All the best, tho!)- Posting pictures of your wiener. Need I say more?- You look like a serial killer and your profile doesn't redeem you. - The very first message is only a: "hi", "hello", "wasup", "how you doin", "howdy", ";, "hey" or "hay"...hay is for horses!- Do you need to know exactly where I live? No. No you don't.- I speak and write clearly in English. You should too, if you want to chat.- Saying you are 36 when you're 56. (That wasn't cool old guy. Not cool at all.***Lying about your age in general. (Tell me upfront. Otherwise, why chat when you just proved you're deceitful?***CATFISH. You are the antithesis of awesome. Especially men baiting women with these images. Think of the consequences a young girl could face meeting a predator. The means a fixated person will go to in order to seek the end they desire is sociopathic! (I know it happens to men too. Don't message me and inform me of what I already know. I'm not retarded.) Eh hem, sorry...All in all I love people. They are surprising, interesting and quirky. They are vast in behavior and personality. As for this site, I find it fairly amusing. Even with what I've listed above, with the exception of predators, my experience on here hasn't been awful. This is an education. I've learned more about myself and what I'm looking for than I would've thought possible on this site. I'm thankful for this experience. Please don't write me expressing your condolences. Those things I listed, I found them humorous. Most of the men I've spoken to are pretty great. Reading profiles and chatting has given me insight into the various ways you think as men. You are all very different. I've come to appreciate your individuality. Most importantly stay positive. Think it, say it, be it. Truly, I wish all of you the very best!! Someplace loud and crowded where we can't talk. Intense awkward eye contact only.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Metal Museums Caribbean Chinese English Indian Korean Crime Fantasy Thriller Western
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