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MosheOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
Hmmmm....let's see. What to say about myself?.. Maybe I should let Vince the "ShamWow" guy to do the talking for me; HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH OF BEING WITH SOMEONE THAT SCRATCHES THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC...? TIRED OF BEING STOOD UP BECAUSE THE OILERS ARE PLAYING AN EXHIBITION GAME ON TV...? PERPLEXED BY SOMEONE WHO THINKS A "; IS AN EXPERT ON ASPHALT...?THEN YOU SHOULD GET "MANWOW"!!"MANWOW" IS A REVOLUTIONARY NEW PRODUCT BROUGHT TO YOU BY meetville! "MANWOW" IS A BIT SHY AT FIRST BUT DOES OPEN UP EASILY! "MANWOW" COMES WITH NO BAGGAGE SO HE'S EASY TO STORE! "MANWOW" LOVES TO TRAVEL AND GOLF BUT HE IS FLEXIBLE ENOUGH TO ENJOY TRYING NEW EXPERIENCES! "MANWOW" KNOWS HOW TO DRESS HIMSELF....BECAUSE YOU'LL TELL HIM HOW!! "MANWOW" SHOWERS EVERYDAY SO THERE ARE NO DISGUSTING BODY ODORS! "MANWOW" COMES WITH A SARCASTIC STREAK BUT CAN TAKE IT ALSO! "MANWOW" OWNS HIS OWN CAR, IS NOT AFRAID TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS, LOVES HIS MOTHER BUT IS NOT A MAMA'S BOY, WILL CHANGE THE SPIKES ON YOUR GOLF SHOES, AND... IF YOU ACT WITHIN THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES....because you know that we can't do this all day..."MANWOW" WILL REMEMBER TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN AFTER BEING REMINDED ONLY ***TIMES OR LESS! AS AN ADDED BONUS, "MANWOW" WILL KILL ANY SPIDER, ANT, MOTH OR WHATEVER INSECT HAPPENS TO BE BE GIVING YOU THE HEEBEE-JEEBEES AT THAT PARTICULAR MOMENT! THAT'S AN ADDED VALUE OF $46.38! REMEMBER!....IT'S NOT "MANWOW" UNLESS IT SAYS "MANWOW"!ORDER TODAY!!!Expect ***weeks for delivery. All sales are final. Warranty is neither expressed nor implied. meetville is not responsible for damage during shipping, defects, mother and/or friends being unimpressed, road rage, golf rage, facial tic's, manic depression, frequent bouts of flatulence, chronic channel surfing, inability to wrest the remote control from iron grip, dirty fingernails, holes in socks, lack of fashion sense (ie. 82' Black Sabbath t-shirt), pit stains, always hearing "huh?....did you say somethin'?", spontaneous combustion, and of course, legal fees when you finally decide to have said product "wacked!".Okay, the real me......I'm a young 50, I consider myself a "stand-up" kinda guy and try my best to be polite and respectful of others (unless they're driving very slowly in front of me ...lol) and although the beginning of my profile might suggest otherwise, I can be serious when I need to be.. I'm straightforward, responsible, open minded, down to earth, at least moderately intelligent ...;) and a complete goof around little kids. I tend to be an optimist and can't stand chronic cynicism. I'm financially secure and fiscally responsible(not code for cheap),I work to live, I don't live to work. I don't take myself too seriously and like to poke a little good natured fun at myself and others and I find it to be complimentary when someone feels comfortable enough to poke a little fun at me also. Actually, if I'm with the right person I find most things enjoyable.What would I like about you?...You enjoy travelling (weekend trips or somewhere warm in the winter). You don't take things (and sometimes people) too seriously. A kid at heart. You have the ability to be silly at times and are not the pretentious type. A little quirky? ..who isn't?.. Enjoy being at least moderately active, of course that doesn't mean that we can't just relax on the couch now and then and watch a movie. You have a good sense of humour, are loyal, friendly, and not overly judgemental or cynical(you know.....all the good stuff), and most importantly....You're not perfect (I'd have a hard time measuring up) . You are looking for someone with whom to share what life has to offer. Start slow and see if friendship and chemistry will build into something more.Thank you for taking the time to read my profile, have a great day and best of luck to you all! :) To see if there is any chemistry, I think going for coffee or a drink on a patio may be good for an initial meeting...... Whatever we decide in any case.
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Prichardson8TpOffline
Man. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-26
Hi! My name is Prichardson8Tp. I am separated other mixed man without kids from Potomac, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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BeckettOffline
Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55
Hello ladies! And thank you for taking the time to peruse my profile. I am once again dipping my toe in the water again per this on-line venue with the hopes of dating of which I hope will progress to some semblance of a meaningful relationship. I would like to meet someone such as myself; i.e. physical attractive, possessing emotional/psychological/mental traits such as having strong character, not lacking in self confidence or esteem, honest, responsible, and are emotionally secure. Certainly someone who has a sense of humor and can handle a little bit of N.Y. sarcasm on occasion would be extremely refreshing as well, but would of course consider that a bonus. Oh yea, no problem with having a little bit of baggage, (Yes, everybody's got a past and who's current life is not absolutely perfect) but if you have the entire Samsonite "baggage" collection, meaning from the overseas trunk right down to the tiny/little cosmetic purse than I do believe we would not be a very good fit. Yes, there has to be an initial physical attraction (Relax, I'm not shallow, just being honest here) but do believe the strongest attraction for me comes from the emotional/psychological aspect. Personality is incredibly important to me, more important than the mere physical attraction, but as the typical neanderthal "visual" male that I am, I have to have that initial physical spark before I can progress. Hey, Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise I am not...but then again I'm not too hard to look at either. Yep, I'm as real as it gets...and if you have any reservation about a guy who wears his integrity and emotions on his sleeve, then perhaps we would not be such a good fit. I am all about mutual respect...so, it would go without saying I have extremely limited patience with negative people and believe deeply you need other folks to grow in every aspect of your life. So, having said that, I would be more than delighted for anyone who has taken the time and read the above, and of course found interest, to send me a message letting me know. Until then...all the best!Just waiting on you now... Face-to-face for a cup of coffee (or whatever) just to ensure we will enjoy each others company, regardless the activity, and of course want to ensure there is some semblance of physical attraction between us.