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Moshe, 50
United States, Maryland, Potomac

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Hmmmm....let's see. What to say about myself?.. Maybe I should let Vince the "ShamWow" guy to do the talking for me; HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH OF BEING WITH SOMEONE THAT SCRATCHES THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC...? TIRED OF BEING STOOD UP BECAUSE THE OILERS ARE PLAYING AN EXHIBITION GAME ON TV...? PERPLEXED BY SOMEONE WHO THINKS A "; IS AN EXPERT ON ASPHALT...?THEN YOU SHOULD GET "MANWOW"!!"MANWOW" IS A REVOLUTIONARY NEW PRODUCT BROUGHT TO YOU BY meetville! "MANWOW" IS A BIT SHY AT FIRST BUT DOES OPEN UP EASILY! "MANWOW" COMES WITH NO BAGGAGE SO HE'S EASY TO STORE! "MANWOW" LOVES TO TRAVEL AND GOLF BUT HE IS FLEXIBLE ENOUGH TO ENJOY TRYING NEW EXPERIENCES! "MANWOW" KNOWS HOW TO DRESS HIMSELF....BECAUSE YOU'LL TELL HIM HOW!! "MANWOW" SHOWERS EVERYDAY SO THERE ARE NO DISGUSTING BODY ODORS! "MANWOW" COMES WITH A SARCASTIC STREAK BUT CAN TAKE IT ALSO! "MANWOW" OWNS HIS OWN CAR, IS NOT AFRAID TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS, LOVES HIS MOTHER BUT IS NOT A MAMA'S BOY, WILL CHANGE THE SPIKES ON YOUR GOLF SHOES, AND... IF YOU ACT WITHIN THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES....because you know that we can't do this all day..."MANWOW" WILL REMEMBER TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN AFTER BEING REMINDED ONLY ***TIMES OR LESS! AS AN ADDED BONUS, "MANWOW" WILL KILL ANY SPIDER, ANT, MOTH OR WHATEVER INSECT HAPPENS TO BE BE GIVING YOU THE HEEBEE-JEEBEES AT THAT PARTICULAR MOMENT! THAT'S AN ADDED VALUE OF $46.38! REMEMBER!....IT'S NOT "MANWOW" UNLESS IT SAYS "MANWOW"!ORDER TODAY!!!Expect ***weeks for delivery. All sales are final. Warranty is neither expressed nor implied. meetville is not responsible for damage during shipping, defects, mother and/or friends being unimpressed, road rage, golf rage, facial tic's, manic depression, frequent bouts of flatulence, chronic channel surfing, inability to wrest the remote control from iron grip, dirty fingernails, holes in socks, lack of fashion sense (ie. 82' Black Sabbath t-shirt), pit stains, always hearing "huh?....did you say somethin'?", spontaneous combustion, and of course, legal fees when you finally decide to have said product "wacked!".Okay, the real me......I'm a young 50, I consider myself a "stand-up" kinda guy and try my best to be polite and respectful of others (unless they're driving very slowly in front of me ...lol) and although the beginning of my profile might suggest otherwise, I can be serious when I need to be.. I'm straightforward, responsible, open minded, down to earth, at least moderately intelligent ...;) and a complete goof around little kids. I tend to be an optimist and can't stand chronic cynicism. I'm financially secure and fiscally responsible(not code for cheap),I work to live, I don't live to work. I don't take myself too seriously and like to poke a little good natured fun at myself and others and I find it to be complimentary when someone feels comfortable enough to poke a little fun at me also. Actually, if I'm with the right person I find most things enjoyable.What would I like about you?...You enjoy travelling (weekend trips or somewhere warm in the winter). You don't take things (and sometimes people) too seriously. A kid at heart. You have the ability to be silly at times and are not the pretentious type. A little quirky? ..who isn't?.. Enjoy being at least moderately active, of course that doesn't mean that we can't just relax on the couch now and then and watch a movie. You have a good sense of humour, are loyal, friendly, and not overly judgemental or cynical(you know.....all the good stuff), and most importantly....You're not perfect (I'd have a hard time measuring up) . You are looking for someone with whom to share what life has to offer. Start slow and see if friendship and chemistry will build into something more.Thank you for taking the time to read my profile, have a great day and best of luck to you all! :) To see if there is any chemistry, I think going for coffee or a drink on a patio may be good for an initial meeting...... Whatever we decide in any case.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Adventure Comedy Thriller Archery Rodeo
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    Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53

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