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Hashub, 48
United States, Louisiana, Dulac

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Ok, here we go. I think I'm just going to go with bullet points *** writing an essay. Things I am: ***** Warning. Possible offensive and Juvenile language ahead******** But have lived a lot of places in my life. I don't really have any interest in the Cats or Cards. Sorry. But I don't really follow ANY college sports. I don't mind anybody that does. Sorry we knocked the Bengals out of the playoffs the last two years :PWas in the Navy for 10 years. Works nights for a telecommunications company.Hates sleeves on T-shirtsGenerally won't go out in public without a collared shirt. Plays softball for the company team. Likes to golf, bowl, play darts,pool, lift weights (not so much like that last one, but I make myself). I listed my body type as "athletic". Because I consider golfers and pro bowlers to be athletes. No, I work out, but I'm not rockin' the six pack or anything. I'm fighting the old "middle age spread", but I think I'm holding my own and make some progress from time to time. Definitely something to stay on top of. I have no intentions of letting myself go. Smokes. I am trying to cut back and eventually quit. I didn't start till after 30. I don't know what difference that makes, but there it is. In the spring and summer I like to grill and over polish my car, play the above listed sports and do whatever. In the winter I update dating profiles. Hate reality shows. I don't watch TV much anymore. Every show is about opening storage sheds or somebody's shi**y job with manufactured drama. I HATE DRAMA. So just mostly listen to my Ipod. Wears ball caps and western hats a lot. Guess why ;And yes the big belt buckle. If you have any conspiracy concerns, I assure you that I don't control anybody's life but my own (Or at least I try). Have my own house.Like's beer.Not an ***hole when I drink like on the Lifetime network. Don't do it all that often these days anyway. Very shy.Somewhat sarcastic. Consider myself to be an upright, honorable and honest person. I am not overly religious but I do believe, and I know he's watching.A republican. I don't hate liberals. If you hate conservatives, then oh well. Likes all kinds of music. Mostly from the 80's, a lot of old honkytonk country from the 70's (I grew up in em' practically).Not much on newer stuff, but things catch my ear from time to time.Still love Elvis. I like to play video games, but not a nerd about it. That Kinnect thing is a workout!I don't *** don't text.I will address some of the common buzzwords I see on these sites.I am not a huge goal setter. My biggest goal is to make it to my next birthday. I take on projects from time to time and have some things I may want to accomplish, but I don't stress it. Living life to it's fullest. I don't need or desire to jump out of airplanes or climb mountains to validate my life. If something seems fun I'll do it. But I'm not collecting some sort of experience scrapbook that I can bore people with in between diaper changes and applesauce in some nursing home someday. I have enough Navy stories for that now. So what am I looking for? Not sure, but I'll work through deduction and list what I am not looking for. "manchicks" I'm not looking for a guy in a woman's body. Although it would make towel *** grab a** in the locker room a bit more interesting. I don't mind a bit of Tom-boyishness, but tend toward women/ladies, who like woman and lady type things. Opposites attract, yin and yang and so forth. Biker chicks. Nothing against them. Just not my thing. I've never ridden a motorcycle in my life and don't own one single chain wallet. It looks fun, and I may get into some day, but I don't need another toy I have to park for 5 months a year. (I kinda do that with my car now)Tatt-girl. I don't mind a couple discreet ones here or there, but the full back work and sleeves aren't my thing. Same could probably be said for piercings. I have a couple of tats myself, but I got those in the Navy under the seediest circumstances, just like the good Lord intended.Like my daddy told me "don't get one where a judge can see it". BBW's or whatever you would call the opposite of that. Not looking for someone who looks like they are addicted to Twinkies or on the opposite end..meth. I don't mind a shapely woman as long as the shape is more like an an hourglass than... round. Older than me. I know it's shallow and shitty,and maybe I should come to grips with my age, but dating a grandma would freak me out.Although I've seen a few pretty hot grandma's on this site. So we'll take that one as it comes. Still have to be younger than me though. Bat guano crazy. It looks cute in the movies, but not so much in real life. Nothing wrong with a few eccentricities, but if your house is full of Indian "dream catchers" and cats, well.......you know who you are. "Picture taken from above/extreme close up lady". I know what you're hidin'. "Dog as your main profile picture lady". I know you love your dog. I love dogs too, but I'm not looking to date one. At the very least it shows the inability to follow simple *** you are throwing gang signs in any of your photos, you either need to grow up, or turn yourself in. So there it is. I may be shooting a bit over my head for a man of my looks and intelligence, and probably partially explains why I have never been married, but it's a free site and I have nothing to lose.Of course everyone is different, so I'm not ruling anyone out, but I'm probably not gonna go down and get more tats,ride on the back of your bike, (For a variety of reasons), or kick box ya'. But if it's mandatory that you need someone with those interests, then right now I'm not your boy. I tried to lay this out in a somewhat humorous fashion, and I don't intend to hurt any feelings. We all have our faults, and I listed a couple of mine, and recognize when I see a profile that specifically is not looking for someone like me. So if I'm not your guy, that's cool. But I hope you had a chuckle or two reading it. Good luck.Update: In light of some of the ladies profiles I have read, I want to address this troubling issue and make this promise. I will not send any unsolicited dong shots or probably even solicited ones. That's my pledge to you ladies.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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