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Cari, 44
United States, Kentucky, Lancaster

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About Me

* IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR, YOU CAN STOP RIGHT HERE!I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left.Deep down, I'm really a shallow person.My parents almost lost me as a child, but they didn't take me far enough into the woods.SERIOUS STUFF:THE TEETH IN MY DENTIST PHOTO ARE FAKE! (apparently, I needed to mention this, lol, my teeth are good)Single father of one daughter that I raised from 2 years old, now grown.I am cool and comical, no fight, no argue, life is too short. Compatibility, not “Combat”ability.I'm an animal lover! Especially dogs. I have two small dogs.I don't hunt. I don't believe in shooting things that don't or can't shoot back.I don't go camping. (I like sleepin in strange places sometimes, just not outside in the woods)I do eventually want to fall in love again, hopefully this time with someone who loves me back, lol.I'm only gonna be with someone who wants to be with me. So, if we're not feelin it, no problem, I'm outski, no hassles.WORK: Office ***days a week.PLAY: Karaoke, bands, pool, darts, bowling, golf, poker, movies, anything with you.MUSIC: If it's actually music, I'll like it. Love the 70's & 80's, Pop & Rock, some country, not twangy. The ONLY rap is "EMINEM".SEX: One on One Only, with special someone. Look good, feel good, smell good, taste good, is good.LOVE: The position is still available."You ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe when you're with them,You meet and neither one of you even know what hit 'em,Got that warm fuzzy feeling, Yeah them chills used to get 'em"... "Eminem"just say hi... age not so important if girl is right, my mind is younger than I am. Courtesy and respect first, meet for drink and conversation, see how that goes...My "Do's" and "Don'ts" on a date:"Do's":Showing up on time to whatever we have planned.If I pick you up, actually coming to the door, not honking in your driveway, lol.Opening doors for my new friend, even holding them open for strangers.If it's dinner, I'll let you have any and all olives I find on my plate:) And when you go to the ladies room, I won't sneak your shrimps. (but don't count them)If it's a movie, I'll share my popcorn, and my chocolates. (I hold the chocolates)If it's a bar, we drink in moderation, we're not there to get advantage and take drunk of eachother. (not on the first date anyway)And if we play pool or darts, you get to win at least once. (or more with kisses)"Don'ts":Not to scare my new friend with my driving, or anything else for that matter.No talk about "ex's" while I'm with my new friend. (unless you just wanna know how many are burried in my back yard)When we're talking, I try not to interrupt. I don't like being interrupted, it's rude and inconsiderate.No sexual advances, inappropriate behavior, or innuendo, unless YOU start it. (then it's self defense)I don't ever put my hands on a woman without her permission or invitation.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Skiing
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