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Dwain, 43
United States, Kentucky, Lancaster

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About Me

Something about me? I hate these things! But okay, about me ... I’m often seen scaling multi-floor buildings using elevators. I write award-winning operas and I manage my time efficiently through procrastination. I’m a famous outlaw in 3 South American countries and two states. I have been known to pilot tricycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. I effectively cook 20-minute microwave meals in only 10 minutes.I am an expert in origami, a veteran in love, and speak 13 dialects of Ishi-Mishi. I once single- I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I enjoy urban hang gliding - naked.I repair large electrical appliances free of charge. I sleep once a week, usually on Wednesdays and most of my dreams come true. I don't believe in lawn mowers with a cord, or man purses. I know that dogs rule and cats are only cute in someone else’s house. I’……but haven't talked with you yet so please say hello!All kidding aside, I'm very secure with myself and comfortable with where I am in life. I hope you are too. For a first date I would think that something short, low pressure and with easy ways out should appeal to both of us. If we connect we can always move on to something else. If we do not I think it is important to be able to politely excuse ones self. Meet at a coffee shop, short walk at the beach, watch a sunset, drink at a quiet pub things like that.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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