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ReginoldOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
To start. Well, I'm a pretty easy going and very social guy. I treat everyone with respect, though I am very sarcastic. One of the greatest moments of my life is when I met my life-long friends. I have danced the Macarena and for that I am ashamed, I will not do it anymore. I think a great way to get laid in a bar is to walk up to the free condom bowl and go "damn, no magnums!" Then follow that by saying "I would buy some at the store, but they never have change for a $***bill, and that's all I ever have in my wallet." I still think the lead singer from the band "A-Ha" is hot. I have a pretty darn good job that I love! Go figure! If I had it to do all over again, I think I would have wanted to be a back up singer for "Abba." Other than that, life is generally pretty good. I'm a pretty optimistic guy and I'm very proud that most people who know me will tell you what a good guy I am. I know what it takes to be a good friend and I strive to be that to everyone. I'm kind of "settled," but I know how to have a good time too! Anyway, if it sounds interesting, drop me a note. And really- I could have been a major League Baseball player. The only thing that held me back was a lack of talent. .. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, write award winning operas, and manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike trumpet playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. Using only a hoe and a glass of water I once single- When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won weekend passes. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. A first date would depend on the person and our common interest(s). Usually a first date for me is dinner or just coffee on relaxing afternoon to talk and get to know each other.
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JamelOnline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I am looking for dates to see what is out there not sure i am ready for relationship just yet but, who knows things happen and just be ready for what life throws at you!i like sci-fi and horror movies, video games (not much time to play any more), cooking (favorite foods are thai, indian and italian). i like doing home improvement on my condo. I am a go with the flow kind of guy. I enjoy good times with great people. My friends mean the world to me they are my family because i don't have a family! very laid back guy!my type of guy: i like guys younger t than me, kinda geeky, shy, extremely sweet and extremely polite! (but still a guy! not into fem, sarcastic, bit*chy, secretive or liars) A guy that helps the old lady cross the street and helps me without asking. Someone who is genuinely a good person! Someone who can handle hearing i love you every 15 mins and gets embarrassed when i say "you are so handsome" and then covers his face. A cute face gets me and personality keeps me coming back. When i connect with a guy I just want to please him and i want the same in return. A guy who wants to please me! I want to be treated like gold and will treat my man like gold in return. If you get upset by little things we are not a match. If money is important to you we are not a match! any questions just ask! i am an open book! just laugh and enjoy each others company as it doesn't matter what we do.
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PhineasOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Independent, handsome, unique individual. Ready to mingle. Love music. Love to laugh and have a good time. Search for someone to interweave my life with and have a lifelong fun together.