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United States, Illinois, Litchfield

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About Me

Modern Man(tm)is available on a part time lease as due to the main user being packed off to boarding school, has suddenly found himself with a lot more spare time on his hands. And may self destruct with exposure to continued boredom.Modern Man (tm) is best suited to be operated by funny, clever,opinonated ladies with a sense of mischief, an open mind, the patience of a saint, that are also a bit rock n roll, a little bit alternative and fun. Modern Man likes well educated and well spoken ladies despite the fact that he is probably neither, although an upgrade programme is ongoing. A careless operator, incorrect use of Modern Man (tm), unauthourised attempts by the operator to change Modern Man's operating system or wilful damage may invalidate the warranty.This product likes almost any music with a guitar in, Modern Man(tm)dances like no one can see him, has an in built sense of humour and loud laugh. And is equipped with a state of the art car*Modern Man(tm) has been upgraded to clean a bathroom properly, prepare meals, complete the laundry, prepare breakfast, get offspring ready for school, attend dance classes, swimming classes, Kids clubs and has even been upgraded to put tupperware containers inside each other when putting them back in the cupboard. The manufacturers are responsible but claim publicy that he was "such a nice polite little boy"So to get your Modern Man (tm) just shamelessly flirt now.On the Special Occasional Lease Deal, he wont let you down. Modern Man (tm) believes the customer is always right***from *****Sometimes From a coffee to bungee jumping, I dont mind as long as I can hear what your saying and we dont get arrested on a jumped up public order offence

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Classical Punk Chinese German Irish
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