SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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ElifeletOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Really? *sigh* If I paid for this site, I'd be super disappointed. It's ridiculously sad and painfully true. Finding a decent woman here on meetville is like finding a hidden treasure at Goodwill. Rarely happens. Granted, from time to time, you might find something that from the naked eye appears authentic. It temporarily sparkles and teases the eye - but that's only after you cleaned off the crusty mold it has accumulated over years of being stuffed deep inside that heaping, rotting pile of crap in the corner. So, even by the time you do bring your newly found treasure home, clean it off, and restore its life - it's been so used and abused over the years, rarely does it ever take it's true, shiny, original form. It's damaged goods. At that point, its just a matter of getting the "lesser" of the damaged goods at the store and hope it lasts more than a week! But I digress. Like dating, I'm an avid thrift shopper and never give up on that find! If nothing else, I'm a dreamer, hopeless romantic in search of his better half. Perhaps I'm merely a glutton for punishment and meetville is nothing more than an on-going joke I'll tell the grand kids someday. I certainly hope not. Then again, everyone deserves a good laugh, right? :)The details... I'm an energetic, passionate German/English teacher and proud father to a 6-year-old handsome little devil. I am a fantasy sports guru, grammar Nazi, and beer snob to boot. I'm random, off-the-wall, play tennis, basketball, and I'm rather spontaneously retarded (in a good way, of course!). I'm extremely high-energy, love children, am adventurous (I lived in Thailand this past year), and I will always keep you on your toes. Speaking of toes, I have a slight foot fetish. Kidding. Well, I certainly like cute feet, but then again, who doesn't?I promise to keep the laughter coming in some way, shape or form - usually at another's expense. I'm always up for a good time, which typically entails any or all of the following scenarios; long, deep, intelligent conversations, finding a nifty pub somewhere and sipping a nice IPA while eating hotwings, engaging in a heated debate over the best Seinfeld episode and/or comedy film like 40-year- Yep, I'm a movie buff. That's right. 60% of the time, it works EVERY time!My other interests include but aren't limited to;- In the spirit of Halloween, as the wise Jigsaw once said, "Let the games begin" ... coffee and oral stimulation. No, not THAT kind. That's date #2 silly.
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CarlisleOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
Not used to talking about myself, so I hope I won't bore anyone with this. I am a fitness fanatic, a history buff, and an avid traveler. I have seen half the world, but now I'm looking to find that one special girl to see the other half with, cause life's experiences are made much better when shared with someone. I enjoy learning new things, trying different experiences, foods, cultures, etc. Now that doesn't mean I don't feel like staying home sometime, curling up under a blanket and watching a movie. I'm looking for a fun strong, confident girl who knows what she wants in life, and is willing to go after it. I am not afraid of a woman who challenges me, mentally, physically and intellectually - it keeps things interesting. LOL But every strong woman needs to let go once in a while, and let someone "take over" and take the reigns, but also, help out, treat them like a princess. If you think you could be that person, you're fun, adventurous and open to new experiences, or just like something about my profile, message me, and we'll see where it goes. How about just a quiet place to talk, to get to know each other. Dinner, coffee? A walk?
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RockyOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Yes, I've been on meetville twice before. The first time, I wasn't in the right place to even think about dating: in the past year, I've grown a lot as both a man and a father, and realized what's truly important in my life. Dating is fun, and the opposite sex is great (some of you ladies don't believe that, but each and every one of you is truly amazing...despite what your stupid ex told you), but I'm a working single dad now...and that will always be Priority One. If you cannot handle playing second fiddle to two amazing little girls, I wish you the best of luck in your fishing but I also ask you to look elsewhere. Because if you ever get to meet them, and they don't like you...well, I'm sure you can imagine where that would leave us. The second time I was on meetville, I met some interesting women...but then a personal friend of mine and I tried to be more than friends. Sadly, it was an abject failure, and it incorporates my bracketed comment above: Ladies, I am not your ex. Yes, he might've been a real jerk and he might've really messed with you (emotionally, physically, spiritually), but I am not him. I'm actually a pretty easy-going, respectful, humorous, passionate guy.-taped together...please, keep fishing. I'm just a simple guy, and I'm sure I can bugger up a relationship on my own with my goofy attempts at humor; we don't need to bring your exes' behaviours out of the closet and trundle them out to add to the mix, do we? I promise my ex will not affect my opinion of you: her and I have actually evolved as people that not only can we talk to each other politely, but we are actually friends. It's rare, I know, but it makes life so much more simple when you have two little people to care for. Cool? Cool. Let's continue. So I have two jobs: I work at a casino here in town, handling cash; I also work a few weekdays as a doorman at a popular but intimate pub downtown. Lots of women like to ask if I have "a career that I love," and I used to have a career: it sky-rocketed my blood-pressure to heart--stabbing snakes that make up the concept of "climbing the corporate ladder." It also made me such a miserable person that I pretty much got fired on purpose, caused my marriage to collapse, and left me here on meetville, typing up stuff about me to be judged by strangers. So now I have two jobs where I actually enjoy going to work every day. In turn, my co-workers (almost always) enjoy having ME come to work each day. I also have a major hobby: I am a professional wrestler.; for the last five years, I have also helped promote wrestling shows in Kelowna...and for the last two years, I have run my own wrestling promotion. We have done a show every month in Kelowna since November ***. Don't worry, I'm sure many of you have never heard of wrestling in Kelowna, have never seen a poster for wrestling in Kelowna, or simply don't care...but trust me, professional wrestling is in Kelowna. And I love it: the thrill of entertaining a crowd is invigorating. It's also why I love to go to karaoke. Yes, I do that too. A lot. I'm slowly but surely working on the nerve to attempt stand-up comedy, as well. I don't want to brag that I'm a "natural" entertainer, but hey...others have said it, so I'll gladly take the compliment. What else? Sometimes I go to the gym, but I'm not as dedicated as I'd like to be. I like to drink, but I will not go to a club to pound shots and dance and--inevitably--end up fighting some goofball from out-of-town with too much testosterone...and who knows what else in his system. I'm a natural peacekeeper, so I tend to get stuck stopping these situations, even when I'm off duty from the actual bar I work at. If you want to go clubbing, I'm sure you have pretty of female friends that will join you. If you want to sit in a pub and enjoy each other's company or listen to a band, I'm game; if you want to have a few drinks over dinner, I'm very game; and if you want to have a few drinks at your place (or mine), and watch a movie and enjoy a quiet evening together...I'm *definitely* game. I'm not even sure if you're still reading at this point: does anyone really read the entire profile, or do we all just look at pictures and treat this like a human catalog? For what it's worth, I will read your profile all the way to the end, even if your profile contains 12 pages of inspirational quotes. Men are often referred to as dogs, in a negative way. I get that, but I have no problem considering myself one: at heart, I am a loyal and affectionate puppy-dog: often goofy, and prone to lick your face. That's figuratively, unless shots ARE involved, than blame the tequila: I can't be on point every minute of the day. But like any dog, I will be ferocious if the ones I care about are in danger. But I promise not to pee on the carpet or eat your shoes. This portion always is too much pressure! Usually I'm pretty laid back and will go with the flow; also, I'm kind of a fan of the girl making the first move. It's a nice change of pace. I'll go for coffee with you, but to sit there and talk is...well, it does come off as an interview. I've only ever had one sit-down coffee date that was fun. Let's grab our coffees and take a walk downtown, maybe? Now that the days and nights are getting colder and wetter, maybe indoors bowling or playing pool or having a few drinks is the way to go. I'd rather start casually until we get to know each other better.