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EllaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....
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DetraOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Okay, me in a paragraph. Hobbies. The last 6 years have really been about doing things with my daughter. I love to rollerblade, read, walk, spend time outdoors, camp, fish, eat, drink, hang out with friends, watch tv, swim, and definately dance. I am also looking for someone to do the Penguin Plunge with me on New Years Day. I suppose one goal that I have is to continually improve my life and make it better. Another goal I have would be travel. I love to travel so I hope to have a future which includes lots of travel:)What makes me unique? Ummm....I'm a former professional bellydancer. I danced in the Canary Islands for 3 months, as well as at many local restaurants etc.I love all kinds of music. I have had to try harder to like country music, but I do like some country music. Adele I love, hip hop, Indie...some classical, pop. Coffee. Beer. Something involving a beverage seems common...for some reason.
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DonnaOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I love to get lost in the moment, sharing laughter and real conversation with someone.I am passionate about many things:my kids,2 of whom are adults,my faith and nature...the great outdoors and all it has to offer.Looking for a great man to share the stories of the day,affection and playfulness.I am a strong,honest and faithful woman.I love the mountains,hiking and exploring there.The smell of the woods and fresh rain.Hanging out with my children and family.A good game of touch football or road hockey,lol. Baking and entertaining.Looking for a special man to share new adventures. Somewhere quiet and comfortable.To allow time to get to know one another,to see if there will be a second date???LOL.Then walking in the park,out to try some weird foods(or just new),or whatever we decide on.