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EllaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....
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OzellaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
And...hello. I feel I should mention that I am seeking a relationship *ultimately* but not on the first date.-brew heaven.My family is hilarious and I love them dearly. Sometimes I swear more than I should.I play to win.I once broke my wrist on a second date.I love punctuation but I hate spelling.I try to eat right but if cheese and pasta are wrong then being right isn't very much fun is it?I have a Princess Leia bobblehead on the dashboard of my car, which is from ***the car, not the bobble head).I love to camp and stare at the ocean and the mountains but I am a die-hard urban girl.Some questions for you:Have you been through some stuff and know what's really important?Are you passionate about something?If you play poker, do you like losing to a girl?Do you love being somewhere you've never been?Can you handle a girl who is stubborn, independent, sensitive and kind of a *** you are still reading, drop me a note. Matching tattoos obviously.
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EmeritaOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I am an eternal optimist.! I have quite a sharp sense of humour and I love to laugh. I appreciate quick wit and sarcasm. I enjoy movies, books and I will never back down from a good conversation or debate. I have a daughter who means the world to me and of course she always comes first in my world. I love my job. I am a font of random information and can speak intelligently for literally seconds on many subjects so I am a delightful companion in any situation, failing that, I am capable of smiling sweetly and nodding politely. Parents love me, children tolerate me, animals are drawn to me, house plants die in my presence..... I hope we get to meet soon. I would like to do something where we could talk and get to know one another like a walk, a cup of coffee/tea or lunch.