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Edie, 37

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About Me

**You are going to have to read the profile to get to the joke...this will weed out most you, but it's a good tactic;)Hey,So here it goes...I'm not your average girl on a dating site...you just don't know it yet! My life is characterized by moments spent in the fast lane, but pit stops along the way. All that being said I take time to just breathe and take in how truly wonderful this life is. Among my many phrases by which I choose to adopt in my everyday mantras are fan favourites like: "Work hard, play hard", "Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you are going to get next." Random important facts:- I hit the gym on the regular (I don't just go on some weird cardio machine for hours...I squat and dead lift!)- I take pride in doing things that most people take for granted extremely well (You could perform open-heart surgery on my kitchen floor)- I can milk a cow and bale hay like a champ (Farmgirl in me)- Casual gal, but when it counts I can get dressed to the nines!- I like to dance (What girl doesn't eh)- The three R's I live by: Roadtrips, Red Wine and Red Meat!Feel free to message me with any questions and I look forward to hearing from you!Tips for the fellas:- Write more than: "Hey", "How are you" or the riveting "Sup"- Shirtless photos most likely equals douchebag (Class is free)- I will judge you on poor grammar or spelling mistakes (Direct reflection on how you present yourself.)- And above all else...be ORIGINAL!See, I kept my promise: the bartender asks what can I get you, the baby seal replies anything but Canadian Club! Anything that involves you being charming and witty...and me being fed! Seriously though, coffee will do just fine and we will take it from there.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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