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ZaraOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I am female who loves the outdoors and to be physically active. I am independent and want to find someone compatible to me that can tolerate a strong female. I am looking for a man who can put me in my place when I need it and be supportive in allowing me to be myself. I'm very outgoing and social. I love anything outdoors, running is my favorite hobby. I'm compassionate, loving, honest, and loyal. I want to find my life partner to grow old with and have a family with. I'm very family oriented, my family is the most important thing to me.
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YvoneOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
At first, I had a long winded "about me" written out... Then, I decided to spare you all from having to read a novel :)So, briefly... I'm a go-with-the-flow kinda girl. I take things seriously when I need to, of course. But life is to short to get worked up about the little things. I crack myself up... I think I'm hilarious but I also laugh at myself.What I'm looking for is my equal, a counter part and someone that wants to walk beside me in this crazy thing we call life. I'm really looking for someone close to my own age, give or take a few years. But, other than that, I'm open to having great conversations and hopefully meeting some cool people.Cheers! anything fun, as long as, its not over to your house to "watch a movie" lol.
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RimonOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a dynamic individual, often seen scaling footpaths and crushing hearts. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning pornos, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three minutes in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike sitar playing, I can pilot Barbie scooters up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in forty minutes. I develop black eyes in mere minutes. Using only a leatherman and a large glass of beer, I once single- I play strip poker quite successfully (especially with the aforementioned monkeys), I was scouted by the spearmint rhino, I am the subject of numerous rumors. When I'm bored, I draw rude comics. I enjoy shark diving. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of leather evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number forty-two and have won the weekend passes.-force drinking demonstration. I bat .nothing. Children hate me. I can hurl drinking straws at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Go Griff Go, The Cat in the Hat, and The Cat in the Hat Comes Back in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dog house that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in Tesco. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep standing up. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning worms.-diving competitions in Havasu, and spelling bees at the Vatican.-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. “This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.” Bill Hicks, legend and possible prophet Anything awesome, as long as you have a car, a job, and an ounce of prudence. Racists, homophobes, devout Catholics, and mummy's boys need not apply. Froods and Time Lords highly preferred and immensely revered.