SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Maev
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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I am sassy, witty and know how to have a fun time and those around me feel comfortable being themselves. I do have a wild streak because there is a little country girl in this city lady. Unlike some of the common women of LA who are indiscriminate and unsafe, a Midwestern girl is wild but also has morals and her man is special. She doesn't give herself to everyone or multiple men like the women so common to LA. Cultural differences I guess. So if you haven't dated a small town country girl...you are in for a treat because if you treat her right and take care of her then you will be a well taken care of man. I also have a "; side to me. If you are romantic...like to get out and do fun things to get to know each other... have a positive attitude toward women...are down to earth and know how to laugh...then contact me! I am looking for someone healthy and stable like myself. I like to move slow but date regularly if we have a connection...otherwise we nicely part ways or just be friends if we have common interests. The most important goal for both of us should be to meet the right person. If the only thing you do socially is go out drinking, if you don't believe that women should be taken on dates, or are looking for a one night stand....then you would be wasting your time contacting me because it will not work. So sorry... not looking for a texting buddy either. I have Midwestern values (discriminating, passionate, respectful, caring, witty and direct, believe in humor and openess). I believe that men and women should make each other feel special. It is important to not only have chemistry but to also share values. Due to this, I am open to men that live out of my area. I am old fashioned in that I expect the man to contact the woman. The only time I may initiate contact is if you live out of an area in which I may not appear in your hunting zone. I have had good experiences with relationships and am looking for that again. While I am modern in many ways, I am very traditional female in most ways...which means not only am I treated well but also that my man is very well taken care of! I have been told I am a great cook and when I connect with a special someone that becomes my man, I enjoy preparing nice meals. Special note to divorcees: I am definitely open to dating you but you must be over your ex and completely divorced. You actions should show this...not just your words. casual dinner, glass of wine with appetizers, weekend brunch/lunch...these are all short, sweet and casual and make for the best first meeting. While I don't feel it is enough time to flirt and get to know each other, I will consider a coffee or juice shop on the weekend mornings. Not into walks or hikes for the first date.To respect each other's time... Let's make sure we are on the same page through ***, speak on phone briefly and then meet for first date if we have phone chemistry. ;)
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Miranda
Online
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
All right, it’s officially hit the fan and now we are just trying to see what sticks. Now, granted, the common denominator in everything is me, but this is America, personal responsibility is no longer necessary. Also, I vacillate between red and blonde, my natural color, so I have pictures of both.Apparently it is easier to eat organically than meet someone that way, and, according to my search criteria on this site, I might as well be tracking a unicorn. So, I’m just going to start listing a few things as attributes as well as desirables, and go from there. ME:1.) First and foremost, you should know my soul has been removed to make room for all of this sarcasm. It is just one of the many services I offer. Frankly, it should have its own font. 2.)I can’t tell you the last time I actually had cable. I like to read those bound things with lots of words and no pictures called books. I also love movies and quote them far too often for a normal person to appreciate. If I enjoy a TV show, I watch it on Netflix or Hulu.3.)You are more likely to see me sporting freckles than make-up. I’m lazy and don’t enjoy applying it. I do wear it occasionally, but if you require full time spackle, you buy it.4.)I love crossword puzzles and board games. I am extremely competitive and believe fifth place trophies are like preschool graduations - ridiculous. (Also on my list of pet peeves: people who dress their dogs like humans and Twitter.)5.)I have cats. I realize this is a bummer to many of you out there. I ask you go beyond merely tolerating them to actually liking them. I grew up with all kinds of animals and adore big dogs. I find it harder to fake affection for a Chihuahua than an orgasm. 6.)My family is very important to me and I am close to them. That being said, I am one of five children and my daughter is one of nine grandkids - so far. They are all crazy, but fun! We love and forgive very easily, and, if nothing else, serve as amazing fodder for that novel you have always wanted to write.7.)I am a true Scorpio. I am extremely *** passionate. I think intuitively and make emotional decisions; not all of them are good.8.)I have visible tattoos and am a member of MENSA. Oh, sweet irony! I plan on getting more tattoos, AND allowing for intellectual growth, because I am an information junky. Your mother will like me during the winter months when "those ugly things" are covered, and due to my outstanding table etiquette. Seriously.9.)I virtually always have music playing; I love it. I enjoy everything but country, I cannot stress this enough. 10.)In case you missed it, I have a kid. It's a girl. She is six, lives with me full time.For the most part it's a fun situation, but I won't lie, there are times when I am just waiting for the NSA to recruit her for interogations. I am virtually positive the appropriate tantrum could break any double agent into forking over the secret formula for cold fusion.YOU:1. This doesn’t mean your testosterone level leaves you with no neck, and you can’t touch your arms to your sides. Rather, I enjoy a man who knows what he wants, who has ambition, and that doesn't mind taking charge. Chivalry is not just about politeness, it’s about security.2.)No killing living things. Owning a gun is fine; shooting at the range is fine, hell, shoot your Republican friend! You may pick a flower for me if you like, but other than that, leave the Battle Royale between man and beast to the ancient Romans. This includes shooting squirrels with an air rifle in your backyard.3.)If English is your first language, speak it correctly. I come from a long line of grammar Nazis, and I will correct you. 4.)No video games, computer games, or anything else that makes 2-D fantasy more desirable than 3-D sex.5.)Visiting your parents is fine, just so long as it doesn't involve simply walking upstairs, get it? A separate bathroom or entrance does not invoke a "cottage" situation. 6. I'm already fairly tall for a girl, and if I want to wear heels, I don't want people thinking you're my nephew or making oral sex jokes. 7.)Please understand the male to female ratio on this site. If you *** "Hi", "nice pics", "how r u doing", I'm not going to reply, I'm sorry. Clearly you didn't read anything and must be punished. And when I don't reply, please don't bother sending me hate mail. It wastes your time and my wi-fi for something that no one cares about.8.) Do you have a photo of yourself in the mirror taken with your cell phone? If so, I will assume you don't have any friends to take a decent picture for you, or are not competent enough to enable to "self portrait" function of your phone.9.) Only "separated" or "waiting for your divorce to be final?" Then you can continue to wait for quality of that thing you like so much. Good for you. You plan it, you keep it going, you win!
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Ladonna
Online
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am not going to make a long profile & try to sell who I am as a person because you would have to meet me to discover that :)I love working in the medical field and being able to help people. In my life there are three things...GOD, my daughter & my family....& who knows maybe a 4th. They are all important to me.I want to meet someone who enjoys life & knows what they want & loves someone for who they are on the inside & well as the outside ;) I love to go out and enjoy life because you are not promised tomorrow. I am a big Christian and my beliefs will always be strong. I listen to a mixture of music and just enjoy having fun & being spontaneous. I am looking for someone who knows what they want out of life because I am not into playing games. Oh ya & please don't be offended if I do not respond to a hi...I am just not interested & don't want to waste anyone's time. Also if you don't have a picture please don't contact me. Lets just have a nice cup of coffee or go have fun :)