SIMILAR PEOPLE
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GenyaOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
now accepting applications for a grown ass man! due to an expansion of standards, a GAM is required ASAP. must be proficient in the truth, trustworthiness & back rubs. great smile & tush are also assets. scrubs need not apply. this is a F/T commitment that requires you during evenings, weekends & stat holidays. benefits include - but are not limited to - dinners, massages & sabbatical during hunting &/or playoffs. all applications are appreciated, but only qualified GAM will be contacted. references are not required, but remember that skeletons never stay in the closet. *note: if you do not know what a 'scrub' is, refer to TLC's aptly titled 'no scrubs'. if you are unsure if you are, in fact, a GAM, you're not, and while we're sure your mother thinks you're great, you are not a fit to this position.*another note: i find the 'instant message' on here obnoxious, so using it is a sure fire way to get me to not respond. sorry, 53 year old man who likes sex, but you'll have to find someone else to irritate.*another, another note: i'm actually quite a nice, charming girl. i just happen to know what i want, and i'm not willing to sacrifice my time -- or the $10 in my wallet that mr. was-right-now took -- on someone who i KNOW isn't right for me. honesty is the best policy. am i right, or am i right?*if you really wanna knowwhat i want in a guywell im looking for a dream on a mean machine with hell in his eyesi want a devil the skins tight letherhe's gonna be wild as the windand one fine nighti'll be holdin on tightto a coooooool rider* something that doesn't involve candles, rose petals and whisper talk... unless we're performing an exorcism or creating a new eau de toilette - both of which could be possibilities.
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KacyOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
To be honest I have no idea what I want right now, I do know that I am not looking for a one night stand...or fwb.!! If I don't answer your *** it says I am online, its because I am not interested so stop wasting your time.. I have opened my heart to many times, and I have been let down every time... I have a huge heart but I do screw up a lot. I have alot of tattoos, i like most music ( hate rap).. i live for hockey season. I work crazy hours so its hard to meet honest good people in this town... if you want to chat yet again because I have been here a time or two before .. let's give it a shot...