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Valarie, 25

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About Me

A 25 y/o single, full time allergy nurse, and full time mommy ( boy-9, girl-7)...(. I understand my " tiny humans" can be intimidating, but they really are quite cool! If you're not ok with them, then it's really quite simple. Dont message me! ;)~so you need not finish reading if that is the case~Do NOT message me with "hey boo", " what's up, momma", " Wuts good, sexy!" or " hey baby, Message me!". You wont hear from me! Nothing personal, but I figure if I'm gonna take the time to write to someone, they should at least be stimulating and intellectual enough to write more than a 4 word greeting! Please do not take it personally if I dont respond. I know what im looking for, and I'm not big on wasting time. I speak fluent English and Sarcasm! I believe in anything that can make me laugh, and that fate is a real deal.( alongside karma). ;) I have a sense of humor, that tends to veer in the side of raunchy at times, but, hey, it's fun!!! I don't believe it's ok to try to be someone else, or pretend you're someone you're not! I'm perfectly un-perfect, and I'm totally ok with my imperfections!! Live life, like it will end tomorrow, right?? Or at least that's what the smart people tell me...;)I drink occasionally ( ok, fine! Very occasionally... What?! Its not a "problem"....wine helps me sleep) ;)I tend to have a bit of a spontaneous mouth, meaning, I usually say what comes to my mind! Some call it a blessing, others call it a curse. I call it natural..... and just, well, NORMAL!Guys- tattoos and piercings are great... IN MODERATION...( contrary to what my mother taught me)I can't lie even if it could save my life! I've been lied to my entire life, and can usually call B.S. from a mile away! Thanks!!Bye bye now!! ;) A first date can be awkward, and maybe even just down right weird...That's why my idea of a good date would NOT be a quiet dinner and a movie, but rather something that required interaction. Like mini golfing, laser tagging, or to a gun range. Hiking, sky diving, picnicking etc... You get the point! Screw it!! Let's hike the Appalacian Trail!!!! And FYI: I like surprises. So please don't keep asking me what I want to do for our date. .. Come on.. I'm easy to entertain. Be spontaneous!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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  • Andrea

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    Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 19-29

    Sometimes, I exist. Sometimes, I play with my food. Read me your poetry; it turns me on. Flash me your dirty semi-colins.Essentially, I am always berated with various stories about my friends having internet adventures with various - sometimes nice and sometimes utterly creepy - men. In my current state of boredom, I felt as if I was missing out on all of the fun, so I'm making this out of morbid curiosity. What comes of it will come of it, but I can't deny that I really wouldn't mind befriending somebody out of the ordinary that could catch my eye. I like to find people that have a sort of spark to them and I get excited when I take an interest in a person. I don't bite terribly hard, so don't be afraid to drop a friendly hello! I like nice people and hate meanies. And mushrooms. :)- I'm a bookworm of epic proportions. I'm also a former english major, so I'm always making obscure references to various literatures and toting around books of poetry. I'm a creative writer. I would never go so far as to look for perfection; perfection is an insult. I'm in love with the anti-hero and would rather date a Heathcliff than a Mr. Darcy any day.- I can assure you that I'll grow old to be a crazy cat lady. We can make like the Aristocats and have some very musical house parties.- I'm currently a musical theater major, but the type of music that dominates my ipod would be considered 'post-hardcore'. I honestly will listen to anything that appeals to me though (but I'm not big on country music). And no, I don't watch glee. I'm more of a True Blood kinda gal. I do prefer character driven shows, though.- I am comfortable enough in my femininity to enjoy talking about poop. I'm a tiny girl with blue eyes, freckles, and dark hair that spirals into curly cues (the likeness of which matches most porcelain dolls and creeps me out a bit). I always have either a flower or a large ribbon in said curls and am known for it. If I want to talk about poop, I'll talk about poop.- I'm a bit of a fitness freak. It's probably because I have a pretty tattoo on my ribs and a shiny belly button bar that I like being able to show off. The tattoo reads "maybe it was" in a small typewriter font.- I to adventure and have a good time. I like to dress up and go out. I like to dance.- Existentialism and satire. YES. I like to watch obscure, philosophical, and slightly absurdist movies that make you want to bawl your eyes out. I don't like happy endings, because I find them unrealistic.- If you read all of this, I'll probably like you. Let's hang out.

  • Rachel

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    Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 19-29

    Hey I'm a single mom of two boys. I know throw that out there right away. It tends to scare people away but my kids are my life and if you cant handle kids then I'm the wrong person to message. So a little about me I'm 22 so sometimes i enjoy going to the bar dancing when i have some free time. I also am the type of person that can just sit cuddle and watch a movie. I'd like to find someone that can actually hold an conversation and not be a total weirdo. And God is important in my life so I'd like to find someone i can talk to about him when i need to. But that's only a little about me so for more just message me and ask me whatever you wanna know. Side note I tend to be a smartass so if you cant handle that then sorry.Also I have a weakness for guys with tattoos

  • Jeannie

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    Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 20-30

    I'm a full time college student and I work full time as a manager. I enjoy playing guitar and writing my own music as well as going to concerts and listening to up and coming bands. I enjoy the outdoors. I love horseback riding, and would love to get back into trail riding. I don't have any children of my ownown, but I have a niece who is the world to me at the moment. Feel free to message me!I listen to a wide variety of music. Some of my favorite bands are Tool, Sick Puppies, Bush, The Wallflowers, Otep, and Five Finger Death Punch.I'm looking for someone who isn't afraid to try new things, who wants a serious relationship and a commitment. He should be confident, but not so**** that his head will float away if it's not attached. And please do your best to be honest with me, because i am being honest with you.Thanks!Recently i started to get back into seriously exercising and watching what i eat. I still enjoy what i eat, but I'm making better choices, not that I didn't love my veggies before!! =P Anything but dinner and a movie. Let's be original here. =) it's hard to talk when watching a movie. Agreed?

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