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Connie
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Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
OK ladies let's try the standard pick up lines; let's see - Hmmm shopping in NY City (no their last boy friend's idea of shopping was walmart. - that won't work). Romantic walk on the beach? NO - NG I got bit by the jellyfish last time and couldn't stop crying in front of her! I am so CONFUSED! Gawd I don't know what to do! I am half italian and half jewish - I don't KNOW IF I SHOULD STEAL IT OR BUY IT WHOLESALE! Don't you JUST LOVE A FREAKING SALE? If you read this far at least drop me a line and tell me you thought this was funny! I would like to meet an attractive lady who likes boating, beach and shopping. In any order! Ohhhhh ya she should be attractive and in good shape and younger than I am. If she is older than me and has loads of $$$$ that's OK also - she can be a SugarGrandma! LOL. I apologize in advance if I don't respond. Evidently many find this funny and they write me like crazy! AMAZING! Sometimes I get several hundred pounds of women in a few hours! LOL Thanks! Don't get discouraged. Let's say. You weigh ***lbs or more. Just hook up with a friend who is 300lb plus and then offer yourselves as a PAIR! 2 fives = 10! LOL.all kidding aside - i am very healthy and count that as my main blessing every day. I stay in very good shape and i am told that i can be funny as #$it at times. I am looking for a long term relationship. My friends tell me i am a hopeless romantic? what do you think? lets do something fun! forget all the normal stuff like starbucks etc. that is more like an interview. lets get crazy! lets have a sleep over! a real picnic in bed with drinks and foods and champagne! that's a first date! lmao! hahaha
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Tim
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Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 49-59
well here we go. i am a good guy with a kind heart. i have always live in the country. i can be very quiet at times and other times i talk too much and too fast. the past was with a women that cheated on me most of the marriage. she did not know how to tell the truth and she even took money from her job, but everyone has a past. i was a one women man for over 25yr, it produce 2 great kids 20 and 23 and a grandchild. i am so grateful for my family and my church family. i like getting together with family and friends. i do not go to bars or drink. i like to travel go to new places try new thing at least once. i like to volunteer. we did this as a family and had a lot of fun. i enjoy one on one time. weather it be on the couch, sitting under the stars or a hike in the mountain or a picnic in the park. i would like to find someone with the same value to spend the next 25yr together. i have a lot of love to share and hope to find someone that can return that love. this dating thing is new and hard. it's been a long long time. i am shy but hope to find someone i can connect to. Three River Cowboy Church is home. may God bless you in your search.
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Weiklejameqs
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Man. 59 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-55
Hi! My name is Weiklejameqs. I am widowed jewish caucasian man without kids from Litchfield Park, Arizona, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.