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Connie, 53
United States, Arizona, Litchfield Park

Offline, last seen Fri, 30 Jan 2026 02:29:07

About Me

OK ladies let's try the standard pick up lines; let's see - Hmmm shopping in NY City (no their last boy friend's idea of shopping was walmart. - that won't work). Romantic walk on the beach? NO - NG I got bit by the jellyfish last time and couldn't stop crying in front of her! I am so CONFUSED! Gawd I don't know what to do! I am half italian and half jewish - I don't KNOW IF I SHOULD STEAL IT OR BUY IT WHOLESALE! Don't you JUST LOVE A FREAKING SALE? If you read this far at least drop me a line and tell me you thought this was funny! I would like to meet an attractive lady who likes boating, beach and shopping. In any order! Ohhhhh ya she should be attractive and in good shape and younger than I am. If she is older than me and has loads of $$$$ that's OK also - she can be a SugarGrandma! LOL. I apologize in advance if I don't respond. Evidently many find this funny and they write me like crazy! AMAZING! Sometimes I get several hundred pounds of women in a few hours! LOL Thanks! Don't get discouraged. Let's say. You weigh ***lbs or more. Just hook up with a friend who is 300lb plus and then offer yourselves as a PAIR! 2 fives = 10! LOL.all kidding aside - i am very healthy and count that as my main blessing every day. I stay in very good shape and i am told that i can be funny as #$it at times. I am looking for a long term relationship. My friends tell me i am a hopeless romantic? what do you think? lets do something fun! forget all the normal stuff like starbucks etc. that is more like an interview. lets get crazy! lets have a sleep over! a real picnic in bed with drinks and foods and champagne! that's a first date! lmao! hahaha

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Jewish

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

English Korean Portuguese Action Adventure Western Boxing Cricket
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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

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