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Brandie
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
On advice... I'm shortening my profile to avoid those that searching for the wrong thing and finding similarities in my profile. If you want to know more, message me :)I probably won't respond if you don't have a pic. Only those with clear pics of your face (without sunglasses on or duckfaces) and no nudies please :DRecently joined the gym and I'm loving the extra energy it's giving me!! Far from a gym rat but looking forward to setting and achieving healthy goals!I'm genuine and looking for someone the same :) I'm NOT looking for share a partner with anyone else so if you're looking to fulfill some fantasy with multiple people, I'm not your type... sorry."Love me at my worst if you want to keep me at my best""I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."—;Men Seeking Women" Code Word MeansThese are meant as a joke and in no way meant as an insult... unless the meaning really fits you! hahaha40-ish . . . . . . . . . . . . 52 and looking for 25-yr-oldAdventurer . . . . . . . . . . Gets up from the couch to go to the fridgeAffectionate . . . . . . . . . Needy and looking for mother-figureArtist . . . . . . . . . . . . Delicate ego badly in need of massageAthletic . . . . . . . . . . . Sits on the couch and watches ESPNAssertive . . . . . . . . . . .Pushy with a mean streakAverage looking . . . . . . . .Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and backDistinguished-looking . . . . .Fat, grey, and baldEducated . . . . . . . . . . . Will always treat you like an idiotEmployed . . . . . . . . . . . On management track at Radio Shack (now the Source, lol)Financially secure . . . . . . I will spend some money on you, in return for which I will expect you to obey my every whim for the duration of your mortal lifeFreedom-loving . . . . . . . . UndependableFree spirit . . . . . . . . . .Sleeps with your sisterFriendship first . . . . . . . As long as friendship involves nudityFun . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Good with a remote and a six packGood looking . . . . . . . . . Arrogant **stardHonest . . . . . . . . . . . . Pathological LiarHuggable . . . . . . . . . . . Overweight, more body hair than Gentle BenIndependent thinker . . . . . .CrazyISO Slim, attractive female . .Would be better off with a labrador retrieverLight drinker . . . . . . . . .Headed for AALike to cuddle . . . . . . . . Insecure, overly dependentLike romantic walks on the beach ... I read Cosmo and think this is what you want to hearLooking for Mrs. Right . . . . Looking for Mrs. RichMature . . . . . . . . . . .Until you get to know himOpen-minded . . . . Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interestedPassionate . . . . . . Really hornyPhysically fit . . . . . .I spend a lot of time in front of mirrors admiring myselfPoet . . . . . . . . . . . . .Once wrote on a bathroom stall while constipatedProfessional . . . . . Owns a white button downReliable . . . . . . . . . Shows up on time--give or take 3 hoursSelf-employed . . . .Jobless and eat nachos all daySensitive . . . . . . . . .NeedySmart . . . . . . . . . . . .Thinks Cheers is "the wittiest show ever"Spiritual . . . . . . . . . .Once went to church with his grandmother on EasterStable . . . . . . . . . . . Occasional stalker, but never arrestedThoughtful . . . . . . . Says "Please" when demanding a beerUninhibited . . . . . . Lacking basic social skillsVirile . . . . . . . . . . . . Can read 3 Penthouse Forums without passing outYoung at heart . . . . :)
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Liz
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Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
If your here to lie, play games or waste my time, keep it moving... A true Aries... A natural born leader, I tread water others won't. I am one of a kind. I am very confident and strive for proficiency in all that I do. Life's struggles have made me the strong person I am today. I live life without regret, taking a lesson from every situation. I love being the center of attention, I am not shy and tend to be rather outspoken, I'm working on that! I follow my own code of honor, I am not fake nor do I pretend to be someone I am not. We all live and learn, I do not judge, I have made mistakes in my life, you either let them make you... Or break you. I'm far from perfect... Just wanna be perfect for one person.
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Monica
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Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Hi, About me eh....Let's see, I am an adventurous person. I am happiest when I am doing something outside! I like camping &; Mtn bike riding/hiking in the winters & fall respectively. I love road trips and other spontaneous behavior. I just graduated from VIU and I have not settled in on a career yet but I do have a full time job. I am the type person who is good at socializing. I do keep myself busy but I also make regular time off. I can be a bit sarcastic, but I generally like to keep things positive. I am close with my family and see them regularly. I value a good grasp of common sense an a quick whit that remains positive. Basically I am a good girl looking for a good guy. Wow this profile is dry. I swear, I'm a lot more fun in person. Anyways, If your interested, I look forward to hearing from ya.Cheers Happy fishing!!OK I just have to add this note because I hope it will help, it is that I have been told multiple times by old flames and current friends who are guys that my profile and pictures don't do me justice. But I thought I covered that by saying "I'm a lot more fun in person" but I have since been corrected. ;-)PS I have learned that I do not mix well romantically with introverts. I need someone who can hold their own. I am an outgoing personality. K First date?Let's meet for a casual coffee at first.Then we can do something fun for our first date.