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BrandieOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
On advice... I'm shortening my profile to avoid those that searching for the wrong thing and finding similarities in my profile. If you want to know more, message me :)I probably won't respond if you don't have a pic. Only those with clear pics of your face (without sunglasses on or duckfaces) and no nudies please :DRecently joined the gym and I'm loving the extra energy it's giving me!! Far from a gym rat but looking forward to setting and achieving healthy goals!I'm genuine and looking for someone the same :) I'm NOT looking for share a partner with anyone else so if you're looking to fulfill some fantasy with multiple people, I'm not your type... sorry."Love me at my worst if you want to keep me at my best""I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."—;Men Seeking Women" Code Word MeansThese are meant as a joke and in no way meant as an insult... unless the meaning really fits you! hahaha40-ish . . . . . . . . . . . . 52 and looking for 25-yr-oldAdventurer . . . . . . . . . . Gets up from the couch to go to the fridgeAffectionate . . . . . . . . . Needy and looking for mother-figureArtist . . . . . . . . . . . . Delicate ego badly in need of massageAthletic . . . . . . . . . . . Sits on the couch and watches ESPNAssertive . . . . . . . . . . .Pushy with a mean streakAverage looking . . . . . . . .Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and backDistinguished-looking . . . . .Fat, grey, and baldEducated . . . . . . . . . . . Will always treat you like an idiotEmployed . . . . . . . . . . . On management track at Radio Shack (now the Source, lol)Financially secure . . . . . . I will spend some money on you, in return for which I will expect you to obey my every whim for the duration of your mortal lifeFreedom-loving . . . . . . . . UndependableFree spirit . . . . . . . . . .Sleeps with your sisterFriendship first . . . . . . . As long as friendship involves nudityFun . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Good with a remote and a six packGood looking . . . . . . . . . Arrogant **stardHonest . . . . . . . . . . . . Pathological LiarHuggable . . . . . . . . . . . Overweight, more body hair than Gentle BenIndependent thinker . . . . . .CrazyISO Slim, attractive female . .Would be better off with a labrador retrieverLight drinker . . . . . . . . .Headed for AALike to cuddle . . . . . . . . Insecure, overly dependentLike romantic walks on the beach ... I read Cosmo and think this is what you want to hearLooking for Mrs. Right . . . . Looking for Mrs. RichMature . . . . . . . . . . .Until you get to know himOpen-minded . . . . Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interestedPassionate . . . . . . Really hornyPhysically fit . . . . . .I spend a lot of time in front of mirrors admiring myselfPoet . . . . . . . . . . . . .Once wrote on a bathroom stall while constipatedProfessional . . . . . Owns a white button downReliable . . . . . . . . . Shows up on time--give or take 3 hoursSelf-employed . . . .Jobless and eat nachos all daySensitive . . . . . . . . .NeedySmart . . . . . . . . . . . .Thinks Cheers is "the wittiest show ever"Spiritual . . . . . . . . . .Once went to church with his grandmother on EasterStable . . . . . . . . . . . Occasional stalker, but never arrestedThoughtful . . . . . . . Says "Please" when demanding a beerUninhibited . . . . . . Lacking basic social skillsVirile . . . . . . . . . . . . Can read 3 Penthouse Forums without passing outYoung at heart . . . . :)
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GinaOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
So I figured I would rewrite this since the last one either scared people off or invited the shallow players out there. I've been told I don't sell myself very well but then again I'm not for sale. I am a high spirited country girl. I'm passionate about the things I love. My 4 kids being the most important and my house full of animals. My friends would tell you I'm a great person and love to make people laugh. I'm not a Barbie, and therefore have brains and independence. I'm curvy?? Lol and work out regularly but not to be someones idea of fit. I keep healthy and active for my line of work and am perfectly happy with that. I intimidate most men but have concluded it is usually because they are not confident in themselves. Or maybe it's because I shot straight from the hip. (And yes I can shoot) :) I don't enjoy stupidity or games and will call you out on them. I won't be bothered with a one night stands so that's pointless! So if you have made it this far without being offended them drop me a line. I really am awesome! LolPlease Reply with a picture as I have some up, it's only fair. Maybe coffee? A walk?
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EddieOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
laughter is my medicine ! i am looking for someone who is fun outgoing and loves to do crazy things. i am always willing to try something at least once. I like honesty not lies , hate head games life is to short to waste time with all that.I like someone who can open up and communicate well , If you dont like something say so if you mad at me tell me. I am a good listener and always willing to help out, I am a giver not a taker and I genuinely care about people's feeling and always try to help out if I can. I would do anything for my friends and family I am close with all of them and they are my world. they have helped me get through alot in my life and wouldn't be where I am today without them.I enjoy going up to my cabin in whistler and having fun and relaxing and zip lining up there is quite amazing. i love to go camping usually find a place where it's peaceful and secluded and just sit back have a beer or glass of wine or maybe a little fishing or a good hike. . I enjoy a good movie and even Better is a movie on the couch cuddling and sharing a bowl of popcorn together .I enjoy going to the gym to stay in shape I am not obsessed with it tho. I love taking day trips but deciding that morning where I want to go.I live life for the moment and to the fullest .I am looking for someone to enjoy life as much as I do life is to short to dwell on the little stuff . I don't like drama or am i drama. I like the simple things in life and love new challenges. I don't need to be showered with gifts or flowers just need a hug and my favorite chocolate bar it's the thought that counts not how much it costs.I am funny sarcastic and easy going and if we become friend first that might lead to more later But if there is no chemistry friends is great to!Happy fishing everyone ! go catch ur miss right lol I might just be her u never know unless u talk to me . surprise me I love not knowing :)