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EsterOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
NOW HIRING: Attractive, intelligent, fun loving guy I can annoy for the rest of my life. BOYS need not apply. Please apply in the form of an *** attach a photo. All reasonable applications will be considered.Job title: Full Time BoyfriendJob description:Be kind and understanding when the girlfriend is either sick, hurt, having a bad day, or just generally upset. This includes bad hair days, fat days, can't find the shoes that I want to wear days, nothing sounds good to eat but I am starving days, and the all inclusive leave me the heck alone day.Take out the trash. This is still the job of the boyfriend even if he doesn't live with the girlfriend. Girls don't take out trash.Fix things that need to be fixed. The girlfriend should not have to worry about electrical stuff, car stuff, lawn mower stuff, or plumbing stuff. It is the job of the boyfriend to make sure that the girlfriend knows that the boyfriend still thinks she is beautiful and that he still wants to kiss her and snuggle even when she first wakes up (after appropriate teeth brushing)The boyfriend will carry heavy things.No lying. Not even once never ever ever.Send texts and respond to texts in a reasonable amount of time(careful thought will be given for extenuating circumstances)Benefits:Having a plus oneSomeone to tell your stories to( someone that will listen, other than your mom)Avoiding the dreaded "fifth wheel" situation, with an attractive alternative to your buddyComplimentary wardrobe consultant(if necessary)Permanent date for social eventsIntelligent conversation with a bit of sarcasmPDA or PrivateFun, fun, funEqual opportunity employerDisclaimer......If you're not serious about what you want and can't be a grown up and be honest I'm probably not the one for you. I know what I want. I really don't want someone who is just messing around. Say what you mean and mean what you say.....I have a 19 year old son, probably don't want more children but I don't mind if you have children.
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GwenOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I\'m a very normal, accomplished person. I\'m intelligent, kind, and know who I want and what I want. I think of dating and marriage so I look for true Love and Family for happily ever.
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ValerieOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am not looking for a status relationship. Just would like to find someone fun to hang around and see what happens. I enjoying going to concerts or listening to a band. Being near water in the summer is a must! Surprise me