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HawardOnline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
Affirmation:I solemnly affirm that the evidence that I shall give, shall be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. In other words this profile is an accurate description of me; be it height, weight, income, habits, eccentricities, perceptions, et cetera. In other words, I'd rather be honest then popular. I don't drive, its a lifestyle choice. A bit of a bother as it seems the only women interested in "meeting me" on this site all live well beyond practical encounter.Warning:I'm not tall, dark, and only subjectively handsome. The word "nice" does not define me, though I do have frequent moments of kindness and charm. Self proclaimed royalty need not apply.Disclaimer:For the record I don't drink (Except for the occasional glass of wine), smoke, or indulge in recreational drugs; nor am I seeking "enlightenment" via religion or cult. I live a relatively healthy life; independent, and sound. Crutches are thankfully unnecessary.User guide:Five important things women don't know about men.1) We are starved for compliments.2) We are not more shallow than women are.3) There’s a reason for that emotional repression.4) We are sick of being success objects.5) Yes, we actually do need to adjust ourselves like that.To sum up: I'm not seeking a supermodel and/or rocket scientist, just my complement. My ideal mate would be a subjectively attractive playfully perverted post goth with a thesaurus (Seriously, wordplay is awesome) who is into sailing, rock climbing, and speculative fiction. I want to meet a woman whose life is balanced, and personality approachable, yet still possess a character full of wonderful quirkiness. Bonus points if she is communicative, expressive, and patient. As what I am seeking is the solid foundation for a long term romantic relationship. Honestly:I'll be flabbergasted if I ever encounter a woman on this site who enthusiastically shares more than two interests with me. I love women with character; and great gams. Though without character she wouldn't have a leg to stand on. Some say, "eccentric"; others, "weird". My life has never been conventional but I am far more happy and surprisingly sane then all those who claim to be normal.Beyond the CliffsNotes my character is a bit more complex, the devil being in the details and all, but for those you'll have to inquire. Intrepid readers are welcome. Elegant writers are sought.Surprise:You may have just encountered the only man on this site who loathes sports as leisure and/or social entertainment; I don't care about the Cubs, the Bears, the Sox, or any other professional team. You will never catch me watching ESPN. You will never hear a peep about my fantasy team. On the other hand, I do love athletic activities; which is why I spend a fair amount of time at the gym working out or rock climbing, and when its in season why I crew on sailboats. Understand:“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” ––k.a. Icebreakers***What would you rather eat: Cake or pie?2) What would you rather drink: Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pib?3) Who do you relate to: The Munsters or the Addams Family?4) What archetype do prefer: Zombie, ghost, werewolf, vampire?5) Which role suites you best: The magician or the assistant?6) Are you a bigger fan of: Star Wars or Star Trek?7) When would you rather be: Then, now, later?8) Where would you rather be: Here or there?9) What defines you?Request:As much as I appreciate a vivid imagination and a great character, I would like to meet a woman who isn't the figment of a delusional mind. Be sincere, be honest, be real; the most unattractive thing you can do is lie.Confession:I'm apparently a sucker for small images of bikini clad women; but what man isn't. Well played ladies, well played.Revelation:They say that the truth will set you free. But its becoming ever apparent that freedom is a very lonely condition.Addendum:For more exciting (Perhaps a slight exaggeration) day to day details of my own life and character please visit: *** Reality:Hard to say, it really depends on who I am introduced to. Design:Personally I prefer a nice quiet casual encounter and meandering conversation for the first date, perhaps over coffee at an artsy cafe or if feeling peckish a light lunch. If we hit it off we can plan for something more interesting and/or elaborate; such as starting a magic act, joining a circus, sailing away on a pirate adventure, or simply plotting world conquest.Ambition:To tango.
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EmilioOnline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
Wanted: Someone who is confident in themself, yet not a snob. Someone who smells like flowers or something nice. Someone who can carry a conversation without always talking about themself. Someone who is adventurous, yet not trying to relive their youth. Someone who likes to smile, and still has all their teeth. Someone who has a sense of humor, yet knows how to laugh and be laughed at. Someone who takes care of their body, yet doesn't focus on always being at the gym. Someone who eats healthy, yet still eats unhealthy from time to time and doesn't make others self consious (in a bad way) of food. Someone who knows how much to drink and is not dependant on alcohol to function. Someone who is honest, yet knows when to talk about it. Someone who knows how to text, yet knows that some things are better communicated in a phone conversation or even face to face. Someone who likes to rub/scratch my back, I would always reciprocate. I wonder if someone is out there like that...I am open and honest. I'm not here to see how many girls I can talk to or date. I'm just looking for one. My kids are very important to me and I am close to my family. I have a full time job! LOL. Also, sorry but I don't have any shirtless photos and I have a full set of teeth. LOL. I hope to make you laugh and take the edge off of life a little bit. Smile, laugh and enjoy our time together is what I'm after. No promisses after that. I just don't travel down the path because everyone else does. I have a corny sense of humor and don't take myself too seriously. I often am a leader and decision maker, but welcome when others take the lead. I'm not trying to re-live my youth, but do enjoy doing some youthful things. Am I confusing? Probably. Well send me a note and we can chat. Maybe I can fill in the gaps. Casual meeting to talk and get to know you. Public places are the best.
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JessieOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
Here are some clues as to the type of woman I would love to meet: someone over 21 and under 99 who has a great life already and she is just looking to add to it. I am not a big party guy so I would prefer someone who doesn't feel the need to bar hop every weekend. Someone who enjoys a low key night in as much as a crazy night on the town. I seek a partner in crime who I can go to a chick flick that I really want to see with, and blame it on her. Please be a non-smoker. Not a deal breaker if you are.I love to travel. The most I have travelled is 27 different states in 1 year. I lived in Europe for sometime, Germany.My hoobies are Euchre, fishing, bowling, volleyball at least once a week, Football Go Lions!!! and Tigers!I like to Work hard play hard !!! Clean cut, old school type of guy. Good job, Educated, House, Car.........I am not a game player!!!!I do have 1 child, He is 6 years old. We share joint Custody. Yes, I love kids.Life's a long and winding ride, Better have the right one by your side, And happiness don't drag its feet, Time moves faster than you think. If anyone wants to help out. Get your mind out of the gutter!!! Hardwood flooring, will train :-). Ok Floors are done. What's next? Anyone good at tile work? Coffee, drinks or dinner? You need to break the ice somehow!!