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Haward, 42
United States, Kansas, Wellington

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Affirmation:I solemnly affirm that the evidence that I shall give, shall be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. In other words this profile is an accurate description of me; be it height, weight, income, habits, eccentricities, perceptions, et cetera. In other words, I'd rather be honest then popular. I don't drive, its a lifestyle choice. A bit of a bother as it seems the only women interested in "meeting me" on this site all live well beyond practical encounter.Warning:I'm not tall, dark, and only subjectively handsome. The word "nice" does not define me, though I do have frequent moments of kindness and charm. Self proclaimed royalty need not apply.Disclaimer:For the record I don't drink (Except for the occasional glass of wine), smoke, or indulge in recreational drugs; nor am I seeking "enlightenment" via religion or cult. I live a relatively healthy life; independent, and sound. Crutches are thankfully unnecessary.User guide:Five important things women don't know about men.1) We are starved for compliments.2) We are not more shallow than women are.3) There’s a reason for that emotional repression.4) We are sick of being success objects.5) Yes, we actually do need to adjust ourselves like that.To sum up: I'm not seeking a supermodel and/or rocket scientist, just my complement. My ideal mate would be a subjectively attractive playfully perverted post goth with a thesaurus (Seriously, wordplay is awesome) who is into sailing, rock climbing, and speculative fiction. I want to meet a woman whose life is balanced, and personality approachable, yet still possess a character full of wonderful quirkiness. Bonus points if she is communicative, expressive, and patient. As what I am seeking is the solid foundation for a long term romantic relationship. Honestly:I'll be flabbergasted if I ever encounter a woman on this site who enthusiastically shares more than two interests with me. I love women with character; and great gams. Though without character she wouldn't have a leg to stand on. Some say, "eccentric"; others, "weird". My life has never been conventional but I am far more happy and surprisingly sane then all those who claim to be normal.Beyond the CliffsNotes my character is a bit more complex, the devil being in the details and all, but for those you'll have to inquire. Intrepid readers are welcome. Elegant writers are sought.Surprise:You may have just encountered the only man on this site who loathes sports as leisure and/or social entertainment; I don't care about the Cubs, the Bears, the Sox, or any other professional team. You will never catch me watching ESPN. You will never hear a peep about my fantasy team. On the other hand, I do love athletic activities; which is why I spend a fair amount of time at the gym working out or rock climbing, and when its in season why I crew on sailboats. Understand:“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” ––k.a. Icebreakers***What would you rather eat: Cake or pie?2) What would you rather drink: Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pib?3) Who do you relate to: The Munsters or the Addams Family?4) What archetype do prefer: Zombie, ghost, werewolf, vampire?5) Which role suites you best: The magician or the assistant?6) Are you a bigger fan of: Star Wars or Star Trek?7) When would you rather be: Then, now, later?8) Where would you rather be: Here or there?9) What defines you?Request:As much as I appreciate a vivid imagination and a great character, I would like to meet a woman who isn't the figment of a delusional mind. Be sincere, be honest, be real; the most unattractive thing you can do is lie.Confession:I'm apparently a sucker for small images of bikini clad women; but what man isn't. Well played ladies, well played.Revelation:They say that the truth will set you free. But its becoming ever apparent that freedom is a very lonely condition.Addendum:For more exciting (Perhaps a slight exaggeration) day to day details of my own life and character please visit: *** Reality:Hard to say, it really depends on who I am introduced to. Design:Personally I prefer a nice quiet casual encounter and meandering conversation for the first date, perhaps over coffee at an artsy cafe or if feeling peckish a light lunch. If we hit it off we can plan for something more interesting and/or elaborate; such as starting a magic act, joining a circus, sailing away on a pirate adventure, or simply plotting world conquest.Ambition:To tango.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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