SIMILAR PEOPLE
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JimmyjohnOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31
Hi! My name is Jimmyjohn. I am never married spiritual but not religious african man without kids from Glen Carbon, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AllericOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Hello there, first off I would like to thank you for showing some interest and coming this far. Second I would just like to say I'm on here looking for a relationship with a good honest woman. I'm not here to play games or one night stands or a friends with benefits. I'm on here because I'm a good had working man, I have my own car and house. I make good money at my job and I'm very professional when it comes to work. I'm dependable, loyal, respectful, supportive, affectionate, I'm funny,and worthy for you to give me a try. Like I said no games with me and what you see is what you get. So send me a message and we will talk and see when it goes. What ever the two of us decide.
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AnscombOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
SWM in boring job seeks whiny shrew for co-dependency, tepid sex, and shouting matches.-righteous indignation. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. For fun, I enjoy browsing other people's profiles and making shallow judgments about their employment, and social skills. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on the most useful curses. I would kill to win the Nobel Peace prize. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sh*ty bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in an ashtray blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into alcoholism and pills. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 22 and rehash mother issues with women over 43. Serious replies only, please.If you got to this point you obviously have a sense of humour and possibly intrigued as to how these gears turn..you know what to do :-)