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SWM in boring job seeks whiny shrew for co-dependency, tepid sex, and shouting matches.-righteous indignation. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. For fun, I enjoy browsing other people's profiles and making shallow judgments about their employment, and social skills. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on the most useful curses. I would kill to win the Nobel Peace prize. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sh*ty bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in an ashtray blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into alcoholism and pills. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 22 and rehash mother issues with women over 43. Serious replies only, please.If you got to this point you obviously have a sense of humour and possibly intrigued as to how these gears turn..you know what to do :-)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'4"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Dpeak19Of

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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 23-35

    Hi! My name is Dpeak19Of. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian man with kids from Glen Carbon, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

  • Conley

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    Where do yah start... Love the outdoors.. bikes and quads in the summer sleds in the winter. I have an amazing job. i still sort of work on the Rigs for a living but Im not a bad guy.. I think?? I know exactly who i am and don't change how i act for different people . I truly believe in karma and being good to those around you. Family is super important to me and i've got a good heart. Those who know me like me... Those who don't can **** OFF!! Who knows?? We can do what ever we feel like. It all depends on you. Good chance you will have fun and be ready to laugh. I'm not you're average guy

  • Juda

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    Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

    *Updated Oct 23rd, ****I have been on this site for a while now and have met a few women and made a few friends but still haven't found the one I am looking for. I know what I want but it is not easy to find, especially when I am completely honest in my profile and so many out there aren't. I am not giving up though, that special woman is out there, she could even be you. :) As for me I am funny, honest, compassionate, sweet, romantic, smart, caring, loving, and independent. When I find the right woman I am not afraid to show my affection. I love to snuggle, talk, laugh, and listen. I enjoy watching TV together, movies, and listening to music. Little adventures like random road trips picnics in the park. I am not a small man. I am well over six feet tall and I am a big guy. Yes, that means I am overweight. If that is a problem then you won't like me. I am already making changes in my lifestyle and have already dropped a little over 50lbs so far this year however that is just because I am always trying to be the best I can be and right now my weight and the amount of exercise I do everyday is my focus. A woman's physical size is unimportant to me. I am attracted to women of all shapes and sizes. I know it sounds like a corny line but I really am far more interested in what is on the inside (metaphorically, I am not looking for someone with the perfect liver or pancreas. hehehe). Chemistry is important, eyes are a big deal to me, you can tell a lot by looking into someone's eyes. (ie: If they have a patch over one eye and a parrot on their shoulder they may be a pirate, hide your doubloons!! hehehe. Sorry, I am a bit of a dork.)I am a bit of a homebody. I don't enjoy hiking and I don't want to travel the world or go skydiving however, I do like to go on road trips, picnics in the park, and I used to play golf and would like to again some day but otherwise I mostly just like to talk (a lot), watch movies and TV, or just spend time with one very special woman. I also like to visit with my friends and love to play board games and video games with friends. With the right person I can sometimes go to restaurants and movies but that is only once I know someone and trust them a lot. That will take time and patience. I would love to have someone to go swimming with as I love to swim.To be clear, I just want to say that I have a psychological disability that makes leaving my home extremely difficult (Agoraphobia with Panic Disorder). Essentially this means I can not do large groups of people. I can't go into stores, malls, and so on without someone I trust a whole lot and even then the panic attacks can be very hard on me. Everyone in my life is aware of this and needs to be open minded enough to accept me as I am and not try to "fix" me as I have been through extensive therapy and professionals have already helped me as much as possible. I am okay with my limitations as I know it could be so much worse. I am very independent and self sufficient. I am looking for someone who can take care of themselves as well. The only support I need is emotional and I have a lot of emotional support to offer as well. As much as my disability may limit me, it also has made me a better man. I am sensitive and caring, patient and loving, I love to listen as much as I like to talk (and boy do I love talking lol). I admit when I am wrong, I am not an angry person, and I love to laugh. My humour tends to lean towards the dorky and silly. My friends and I laugh all the time, that is just who I am.Honesty is very important to me so I will not hide my illness but it also does not define me. I am a very intelligent and thoughtful man who is extremely sensitive, attentive, loving, kind and open minded. That defines me much more accurately, at least in my opinion anyway. ;) I am happy with who I am and I have accepted my limitations and have learned that life is about enjoying what you have *** cursing the things that make life more difficult. I am blessed to have some wonderful people in my life who are understanding. I deal with my limitations myself and I never want to hold anyone back. It is important to me that a potential match would have her own interests that even though I can't always be a part of them, she still goes out and enjoys them anyway. I am not the type to get jealous if someone wants to spend a little time her own. As long as we still get to do many things together as well. I have had quite a bit of experience in relationships and have learned many things from my mistakes and triumphs and I am always working to improve myself. I can be shy at first so I may view your profile but choose not to message you. That is rarely because I am not interested, it is usually because I have faced a lot of rejection on these sites due to my limitations and putting myself out there and getting rejected (even though most women have been very kind about it) can be a little hard on the old ego. If you take the first step with me I will always be respectful and kind. :DHere are some things I am looking for in a woman:A pulse (That's right, I'm talking to YOU zombies. Go search for brains somewhere else!)KindnessIntelligenceA big heartLots of leg room (oops, that's something I look for in a new car not a person, scratch that one...)A sense of humour.Love of The Simpsons (okay... This one is more like a bonus point if you have it.) A chance to see each other face to face and find out if there is a mutual attraction. Once that is over with I just want to get to know you and have a good time doing it. The second date is much better as there is far less pressure and fear of rejection.

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