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Melissa, 36
United States, Illinois, Orland Park

Offline, last seen Wed, 10 Sep 2025 01:45:00

About Me

Guess I need to say this first....Note to self fellas... If your looking for a random hook-up keep looking. Not into that at all!!!! And PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.... I DO NOT HAVE "NAUGHTY" PIC NOR WILL I SEND THEM! I WILL NOT TAKE THEM AND SEND THEM AND I DO NOT WANT THEM! Well.... I love my friends and family more than any thing. That's a given. I'm a very laid back person... Go with the flow is my motto. I love to laugh and make people laugh. I love the water and anything to do with. Now lets be serious! 1. If you are more than 3 hours away me don't waste both our time. It's a fair assumption we will never meet. 2. IF YOUR MARRIED DON'T MESSAGE ME! 3. If your old enough to be my father or young enough to be my child... DON'T MESSAGE ME! That's just gross! 4. If you send me a message and I don't response in the next 12 hrs chances are I'm not. And please don't turn into a stage 5 clinger. 5. If you are wanting children, please don't message me. I can't have them anymore plain and simple. Sorry, that ship has sailed. If you have children I'm fine with that I just can't have any more. 6. Yes I have tattoos. I have 6. 7. I'm a very blunt person. I call it like I see it. And I normally speak before I think. 8. I'm a totally Scorpio... If you understand that statement then that's awesome! 9. Some of my best friends are guys. One is gay and one is straight. If you have a issue with guys and girls only being friends then I'm not the girl for you. 10. And if you can't take a joke then please move on. I'm a huge jokester. But nothing I have said is a joke. Hope I don't come off as ****y just tired of some people's bullshit! Dinner and good conversation. I really dont think on the first date go to the movies cause you cant really chat and get to know each other. :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Jazz Comedy Crime History Sport
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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

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