SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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NorwoodOffline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
I have a good sense of humor, I dont cheat, I have a good career, im not jealous and you dont have to raise me like another kid lol. This should be easy right??? Maybe take a drive to get to know eachother or go get some drinks and laugh.
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OswaldoOffline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
SWM in non-existant job seeks hostile woman for tepid sex, hustling, and mutual psychological torture. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Elvis Presley Revival Band's Greatest Hits. Way down deep, I'm very shallow. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing pointless quotes of classical works, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 31, but look 58 and feel 65. I'm looking for a fun evening that doesn't end in a puddle of vomit or at the emergency room. I am looking for a good time and a few laughs that have nothing to do with your nude photos. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a courtroom.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. You feel very strongly about woman's rights and equality when it suits your purpose. You filled your profile with generalities, and yet you expect guys to guess what you are interested in when writing to you. Extra credit if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. For our first date we should head over to Wal- You wouldn't have to get all dressed up an stuff, I could find out what your favorite color was and you could find out if I blush when we walk through the lingerie section. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 49, serious replies please…P.S. This hopefully made you laugh because it is fictitious. I think a good first meet up would be for coffee and figure out if we click. I'm old school and a first date needs to be asked in person.
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TaeganOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
9 things I hate about everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too," Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "It's always the last place you look," Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! 5. When people say while watching a film, "did you see that?" No loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the ****ing floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short," What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?here is a fun fact, the vibrator was first used in the ***'s for medicinal reasons to treat female hysteria. (it obviously only added to the problem) lets switch roles. i wouldn't mind playing the female for once. its about time someone gets me drunk, maybe smokes a little, and who knows.... someone might be getting lucky.