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Timmy, 40

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About Me

Other than "Blondes who play the base", this has to be the best photo on *** can I say, they had me at HERRO ;-pNow imagine those little guys singing the following song, along with a cute blonde playing the base, an open bar, and me in charge of the remote… well, I’d think that heaven DOES damn well *** who am I kidding? Where am I going to find a cute blonde?...I guess you can always ‘Try’. But hey, let’s face it. I don’t think I’m getting anywhere closer to THOSE ‘’ anytime soon, am I now? (Just having to fight through 'security', and the crowds of adoring fans, it's exhausting!) *** just wrote a killer new profile: funny and engaging, profound and inspiring; an epic poem really; the kind that would make you one day gather all your great-grandchildren around and tell them all about it, with the hope that they in turn would tell this epic tale to their future generations, and so on, and so on. Unfortunately, I forgot to hit the damn ‘Update’ button, and now that AMAZING profile is lost forever. Sickening, I know. The world’s a lesser place for it now, believe me. [sigh]Oh well, you can always tell them about my Interests ;-)...I chose Princess from the “personality in one word” pull-down menu; looks like Jackass has been trademarked. :-S...I think the majority of people on meetville (and in society at large) need to “grow a pair”, whichever respective 'pair' that may be - and for some on HERE I do stop and wonder. :-/With respect to the online venue… Well, keyboard, monitor and mouse, smartphones and apps - along with social networking sites like this - are all wonderful tools for connection, but, be wary of illusions, ‘elisions’ and artful elusions. I know I am :-)!! The best advice when online dating (and good advice for life in general): "Don't let the fools build you up. Don't let the b*stards grind you down." Don't let the numbers mislead you. And most importantly… Beware of ‘All Things Shiny’. The question is … Are you? What the hell else are we going to do? We're getting our heads shaved of course! You are joining our 'commune', aren't you? [I'll have you know that you are legally bound, once I get an agreement to meet either verbally or in text. So yeah, you might wanna say goodbye to the loved ones, it’s kind of a commitment.]Actually, this season I’m proud to say we’ll all be donning cornrows; both as a team-building exercise, and you know, to get in the spirit of the holidays. ;-p--

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Chace

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    Hi there,I am interested in a NICE woman who likes to laugh and is not to shy in public as i am not.i am told that i am very funny and love to make people laugh.i have a boy and he is 4 year old witch I have ***custody.he is very very big hearted like his dad :).i am separated now and live in a 3 bedroom home and is getting rather lonely.i would be nice to FINALY meet a woman who will love me for who I am and not take advantage of what I have to give.looking forward to meeting you .P.S.i am in therapy right now for I hurt my back legs and feet so if you are a masseus,physio or chiropractor BONUS!!!!! ;) In the last 20 years I have been with only 2 woman so I'm rusty to the whole dating thing.i would say good ole fashion dinner and a movie.so we would meet for a dinner and if we were to hit it of then a movie or something else as I am open to suggestions.

  • Stevo

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    Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28

    Hi! My name is Stevo. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Dickerson, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

  • Alden

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    Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45

    So come on in and let the conservation begin, and let me get to know ya. I'm an easy going laid back kinda guy with a good sense of humor (even if warped at times),I can be also reserved and quiet until I relax and let my guard down which usually doesn't take too long then watch out cause then the teasing begins. I can be kind, caring and loyal especially when it comes to family and friends. I do tend to laugh at myself a lot because the fact is I'm clumsy and do silly things. I'm very close with my family who are a big part of my life but the biggest part of my life is my 7 year old daughter even though she's only with me sometimes. Also my Lab-cross Ozzy is defiantly a important part of my family. I've been separated for over 3 years now and I do get along with my ex-wife mainly because of our daughter. I'v tried this site before and had moderate success, obviously it wasn't complete cause I'm trying this again. I am looking for a relationship but its defiantly not something I'm willing to rush into. My hobbies consist of hunting, fishing, reading(mostly si-fi and fantasy), watching t.v. (at times), being on the computer and taking my dog for a walk (not as much as I should though lol). I can and like to cook and occasionally bake. I listen to a broad range of music from some classical to swing to country, pop and especially rock and heavy metal with a little rap thrown in.I realise that kids, if you have them, are all part of the package. If its going to work we all gotta get along. Cool quote: "Being a father is the most important job that a man can have"I'd definitely would like to travel more and would really like to try zip-lining. In winter I do tend to stay in more but I do like to get out icefishing, tobogganing snow ball fights or just to play in the snow. The best first date all depends on who you go with and what you both can agree on.

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