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TimmyOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Other than "Blondes who play the base", this has to be the best photo on *** can I say, they had me at HERRO ;-pNow imagine those little guys singing the following song, along with a cute blonde playing the base, an open bar, and me in charge of the remote… well, I’d think that heaven DOES damn well *** who am I kidding? Where am I going to find a cute blonde?...I guess you can always ‘Try’. But hey, let’s face it. I don’t think I’m getting anywhere closer to THOSE ‘’ anytime soon, am I now? (Just having to fight through 'security', and the crowds of adoring fans, it's exhausting!) *** just wrote a killer new profile: funny and engaging, profound and inspiring; an epic poem really; the kind that would make you one day gather all your great-grandchildren around and tell them all about it, with the hope that they in turn would tell this epic tale to their future generations, and so on, and so on. Unfortunately, I forgot to hit the damn ‘Update’ button, and now that AMAZING profile is lost forever. Sickening, I know. The world’s a lesser place for it now, believe me. [sigh]Oh well, you can always tell them about my Interests ;-)...I chose Princess from the “personality in one word” pull-down menu; looks like Jackass has been trademarked. :-S...I think the majority of people on meetville (and in society at large) need to “grow a pair”, whichever respective 'pair' that may be - and for some on HERE I do stop and wonder. :-/With respect to the online venue… Well, keyboard, monitor and mouse, smartphones and apps - along with social networking sites like this - are all wonderful tools for connection, but, be wary of illusions, ‘elisions’ and artful elusions. I know I am :-)!! The best advice when online dating (and good advice for life in general): "Don't let the fools build you up. Don't let the b*stards grind you down." Don't let the numbers mislead you. And most importantly… Beware of ‘All Things Shiny’. The question is … Are you? What the hell else are we going to do? We're getting our heads shaved of course! You are joining our 'commune', aren't you? [I'll have you know that you are legally bound, once I get an agreement to meet either verbally or in text. So yeah, you might wanna say goodbye to the loved ones, it’s kind of a commitment.]Actually, this season I’m proud to say we’ll all be donning cornrows; both as a team-building exercise, and you know, to get in the spirit of the holidays. ;-p--
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LambertOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Second star to the right and straight on 'till morning! Now that you know where I'm going I'll invite you along for a short ride. Afterall, you have to be willing to chase stars in order to hold your dreams. Life is for the Laughing! Although it has thrown me curveballs, I make a mean Lemonade! (And an abomination of metaphors as well)I am light-hearted with a strong sense of chivalry and honesty tempered with passion and wit. Being different has it's rewards as I count myself as one of the lucky ones who can say they earn their living doing what they love. Running a business and a home is a challenge on my time but it is a passion that spreads through to all of the aspects of my life, especially as a father of two and there is plenty to share with those who are close to me. I enjoy meeting like minded people who can carry a conversation with intelligence and wit. Charm is always a bonus but no pressure! It is not whether you have fallen that I am interested in most. It is how you picked yourself up that is the true essence of your character. That is my biggest turn on, character. I live honestly and will answer anything you have to ask with the same. Carefull though, truth can be wonderfully overwhelming if your willing to embrace it! A simple meeting for a coffee will do fine. Anything that involves access to an open conversation. let's start with coffee or a drink.
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StevoOnline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Stevo. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Dickerson, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.