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DaxOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
well I have been told my profile was pretty boring... I enjoy computers,movies,videogames,and good times hanging out with friends. I am your average hitech redneck long haired tattooed yeti kinda guy. I am not just tall but I am larger then the average.. so to say I am no size 34 is not just a understatement but a actuality. I enjoy nature. but I am much more of a night person then a daylight person. but then again most of us third shifters are.my mind is unique in I know how to keep it calm most of the time. to the point I have had people tell me they wish I would get upset or something just so they could get a emotion out of me. but I was conditioned not to so it is hard for me. but I think my friends know I would do anything for them. and I am the first to help someone in need cause that is who I am. I have always been the guardian of the group. kinda think of me as the bouncer of my circle of friends. and most people find me intimidating till they actually get to know me then they see me more as a gentle giant. someday I hope to have a cottage on a lake with a hammock near a firepit. I am a pretty simple person. I have lived the big city life. and have traveled well. and my heart belongs to the quiet off the path kinda places. not to say the city isn't fun to visit for a little culture every now and again. but it isn't someplace I would want to have to be. and I can be very competitive. and sometimes off the wall. sometimes I say things just to see how people react. and if your a friend I say it straight even if I know your not going to like it. cause to lie to you just to save your feelings seems kinda heartless to me.in closing I am looking for someone that is like me. someone that can talk about anything and know a little about alot of things. someone that enjoys watching things shuffle into place and nudging them as need be. but most of all someone not affraid to look beyond the outershells to see the true heart of the matters. yeah I know asking alot in this superficial world we live in. but I feel I deserve it so I will not settle for less.
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AlbyOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
She would be betwen 5' 2"- 5' 6" Ur too Fat anyway- I don't wanna Be SmotherCated. Definition- Sizes: ***Perfect, ***a lil thick is ok, 11 & up ur Fat OMG do something about it.I don't "Date" fat chicks... You might be a fat chick! If you take a pic of yourself and your lower bisep blocks the view of what is behind you... You might be a fat chick! If people won't invite you over for dinner... You might be a fat chick! If your friends won't give you a ride bc of high fuel costs... You might be a fat chick! If you can hide Drugs in your Belly Button... You might be a fat chick! If you could Easily get away with Steeling a Tire from an Auto Parts Store... You might be a fat chick!;[G'in'?][Ooh yeah]You're lookin' at her from the rear [Yeah]She looks just like Vanessa [The right stuff]Uh uh, not Vanessa with the singer career,But the X-rated video queen,Know what I mean? [Uh huh] A'ight, here's the scene:You're lying on you're back with your head on the edge of the bed,The booty's two feet from your head:Should you: A, take the time to find a condom,B, you walk right over and you pound 'em,C, tell her that you want her love,Well the answer is D, [D], all of the above.So you're freakin' [freakin'], the furniture's squeakin' [squeakin']She's tweakin', sayin' that she's weak in the knees.Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound,You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around,'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound,Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room.The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you,In this situation, what do you do: [What?]A, you, plain and simply, back up off herB, you hit it just a little bit softer,C, you take it out and put it in het butt,Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the doorNow they can't see me any more.Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen.There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' [Dissin']Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and thecherries,Then I go through all the fly positions:My head under her leg under my arm under her toe.She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it.After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside,And before anybody gets a chance to speak,I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!' I think for a first date, id maybe like to go to dinner, anywhere is good. Be in a nice friendly environment and see where the conversation/ chemistry brings us.
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SloanOffline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
Looking for a down to earth, intelligent , attractive woman who can teach me new things and vice versa. I'm a down to earth , easy going type of guy. I like to do just about anything and will try new things except sky diving. (lol) Enjoy spending time with my family and friends. Looking for my other half which is so hard to find these days. dont bother trying to figure it all out. you won't be able to cause its not supposed to make sense. Things that happen to each one of us have a purpose and larger meaning that at first review might not be evident but fit into your individual journey on this planet and the life lessons that you need to learn to grow your spiritual self. humor: make sure to find humor within yourself. It can be a source of strength during challenging moments and difficult periods of your life. change : nothing stays the same. change is constant and learn to embrace it and welcome it. Be spontaneous. stop and smell the fruits of your labor once in a while and above all else live each and every day as if it was your last because tomorrow is not a given to anyone. dont forget to tell those that you truly love that you indeed love them and say it often.If your reading this and it has touched on something within yourself please feel free to contact me. I would love to hear from you and see if we have a connection on a spiritual , intellectual, emotional and physical level. anything goes. why have a set theme. be spontaneous.