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United States, Pennsylvania, Etters

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She would be betwen 5' 2"- 5' 6" Ur too Fat anyway- I don't wanna Be SmotherCated. Definition- Sizes: ***Perfect, ***a lil thick is ok, 11 & up ur Fat OMG do something about it.I don't "Date" fat chicks... You might be a fat chick! If you take a pic of yourself and your lower bisep blocks the view of what is behind you... You might be a fat chick! If people won't invite you over for dinner... You might be a fat chick! If your friends won't give you a ride bc of high fuel costs... You might be a fat chick! If you can hide Drugs in your Belly Button... You might be a fat chick! If you could Easily get away with Steeling a Tire from an Auto Parts Store... You might be a fat chick!;[G'in'?][Ooh yeah]You're lookin' at her from the rear [Yeah]She looks just like Vanessa [The right stuff]Uh uh, not Vanessa with the singer career,But the X-rated video queen,Know what I mean? [Uh huh] A'ight, here's the scene:You're lying on you're back with your head on the edge of the bed,The booty's two feet from your head:Should you: A, take the time to find a condom,B, you walk right over and you pound 'em,C, tell her that you want her love,Well the answer is D, [D], all of the above.So you're freakin' [freakin'], the furniture's squeakin' [squeakin']She's tweakin', sayin' that she's weak in the knees.Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound,You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around,'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound,Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room.The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you,In this situation, what do you do: [What?]A, you, plain and simply, back up off herB, you hit it just a little bit softer,C, you take it out and put it in het butt,Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the doorNow they can't see me any more.Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen.There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' [Dissin']Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and thecherries,Then I go through all the fly positions:My head under her leg under my arm under her toe.She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it.After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside,And before anybody gets a chance to speak,I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!' I think for a first date, id maybe like to go to dinner, anywhere is good. Be in a nice friendly environment and see where the conversation/ chemistry brings us.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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