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JulissaOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously
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AishaOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Please take a moment and read my profile... We can save a lot of time if someone would take the time to do so.... First this is where I lose most of ya.... Okay so now that thats out there if your sincere, keep reading if not I understand.... I am a very affectionate, loving, caring, kind hearted woman. I know what I am looking for in a man/partner and in life. I have been divorced for over 10 years, and I am quite over that.. I am not so set in my ways that I do not share the remote nor does everything need to be my way. I could not be more of an open book, I am not aggressive in nature, I do not like to argue. ***I am not easily offended however I am easily hurt.*** I can talk trash just as much as anyone else, and yet still carry on an intelligent conversation. I enjoy my comfy clothes, dollar menu, and vegging out. I work a full week and yep I am quite tired some days and just need to chill and relax without drama. I am not a booty call kind of girl there are plenty of them on here so please step on if thats what you are looking for. I am seeking my future partner my best friend and I want it all the whole deal. Did I mention I am affectionate....lolWhat am I looking for???? Well lets see, a man has to be caucasian (ish) my dads still alive, self supportive, with his own vehicle. I prefer an old fashioned type of man, yet not a caveman, a bit kinky is cool, and you cannot be past your prime... You do not have to have the perfect body, however your back boobs cannot be bigger than the ones on my chest. I can handle some extra pounds hey we are in our forties, but beyond your typical beer gut well we will have to wait and see. I am attracted to a well groomed man with teeth. You would have to be able to kill a spider for me, and if not at least help me come up with a good plan to do so. I can bait my own hook, but catfish scare me your going to have to take it off the hook... You have to know what you want and be able to make a decision.... You have to be honest (even if brutally), ***be able to keep any promise or don't make them,*** and faithfully devoted. I want to find that someone that can make me smile from the inside out and be my best friend... I get the occasional wandering eye, but make it quick and don't look back... I am not attracted to heavy men, long hair, or old men. If you get to know me you will realize I can be the most understanding, undemanding, giving person you will have ever met. When the right guy finds me he will realize that I am just happy with him, and I have no need to change him. I am a good soul and relationships do not scare me, being hurt does. I am not a desperate woman by any means. I require a man to be a man and please no cross dressers, married men, separated, or re-bounders wanted... Hope this was not to harsh, kinda not how I come across in real life, but just had to put some stuff out there. Coffee, lunch or dinner (dutch is fine). Its a mans responsibility to make the first date decision.
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SariOnline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I am a very easy going laid back person. Easy to get along with. Generally Happy. Always ready for a good laugh. Enjoy spending time with family and friends. I like all kinds of music but prefer country. I am looking for someone that the simple thought of them in the middle of my day brings a smile to my face for no reason at all. Someone who I am excited to see and sad to see go. Honesty and loyalty is an obvious must! Can't and won't tolerate a liar or a cheat. I am up for most anything. A nice quiet dinner, followed by a walk or maybe a couple of drinks. Something we both agree on and are comfortable doing.