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Julissa, 41

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About Me

I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Marg

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    Let me start off by apologizing for the photo of the P*n*s's. I couldn't crop them out:):):) I do realized I have 2 of them pointed at me. Nice, huh? hahahaHi....I'm going to try meetville out one more time. I've had some crazy experiences with people on this site, so I'm back hoping to find some NORMAL people:)I am 41, a mother to 3 of the most wonderful kids and probably one of the most positive people you will come across. The glass is always half full with me. I love to be adventurous and spontaneous. I am very outgoing, not shy at all and love to be around people that have the same outlook on life as I do. I am looking for something real. Someone who is an honest, trustworthy person. A person that has good morals, a good head on their shoulders, has their you know what together and has no drama in their lives. I'm looking for that one person....I'm not a serial dater and don't want to be with a serial dater. Sure, that takes time to find, but once I find that...I'm done. No more looking for me.If you are interested to know more, I'm an open book. I will tell you whatever you'd like to know....just ask:) Hoping to hear from that one that will knock my socks off....... Something casual. Usually a drink is a good idea. Something low key and relaxing where we can talk and get to know one another. You make the decision:):)

  • Meaghan

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    I would love to find the perfect guy on here, first my friend then my lover. I am not into drama or playing games. I am a single parent of twin boys that are 14 years old. Hanging out and going to movies or just watching movies at home, going to dinner, or going away on a weekend trip is always fun... I like all types of music. Let's talk and decide together.

  • Blossom

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Currently I am in the process of getting into better shape. If you are doing the same, that's a plus :) I am a single mom and take pride in my kids =). I am, for the most part, a positive person. I am a realist but have my dreams. I do not believe in being anything but myself and I strive to stay in integrity. I am not perfect though so please don't expect it =). I would like to find someone who appreciates the little things. Someone who enjoys sharing time together, whether it is goofing off, working on a project at home, doing something outdoors, seeing a show, a nice dinner or just sitting and talking. I know this may sound a little strange to some but I do like car shows, offroad races and motorcycles. I also like to dress up and go out every now and again to see a movie, enjoy dinner, listen to a band or just hangout.I like all kinds of music but my favorite is country, rock, alternative, hiphop. It all depends on my mood (I am a woman lol).So, if you are interested and would like to know more, let me know =). I look forward to hearing from you. Something casual and comfortable for both of us.

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