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EbOffline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
I love to meet new people and have new experiences. Great conversation is a turn-on (the brain is the greatest 'sex organ'). Nobody has to agree on everything to be a match but mutual respect of others' viewpoints are what makes a great conversation. I love to go out and checkout live music and good restaurants. And I love the beach either doing nothing OR getting into water-sports. I like being active but also love to snuggle watching a movie when the company is right. I'm NOT a player! Old-school gentlemen here. I've been divorced 8 years now (married once - had a couple decent relationships since) and I LOVE my 10 yo daughter from Heaven. If that doesn't work for you then please respectfully 'continue on'. I read a lot, mostly classics and sci-fi but I'm anything but a nerd/geek. Much too cool and good-looking for that ;-) My musical tastes outside my profession are Rock, Jazz, Classical and even some Country. Would love to hear from like-minded ladies wishing to be put on a pedestal but please...no preaching. I have a great sense of humor and I promise to make you laugh. Life is too short to take any of this sh*tseriously, right? I thought so... I'll buy the first drinks...but only if you laugh at my jokes. And 'emergency escapes' are acceptable. Boys just wanna have fun too...
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LarkOffline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
Retired NAVY and enjoying my 2nd career.... I also enjoy working around the house and reading books about various subjects. Don't like to sit around on my time off, a trip to a local restaurant, a ride to a historical location or just a walk in the park is better than wasting time doing nothing.Looking for someone to build a relationship with, never have been and never will be the type to pick up someone at a bar. Believe honesty is the most important attribute a person can have. I'm usually shy at first but when I feel comfortable I open up. Would love to have someone to travel with and see the rest of America and the world with. Not interested in someone that is a "professional Dater", looking for someone to build a relationship with. Don't like playing games or drama.I enjoy going out to dinner and seeing a good movie, not into the club scene, not a bar person. .I raised two daughters on my own and now I am ready to take some time for myself.I hope to find someone with similar interests and values that I can build a relationship with. A lunch date to get to know one another.
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AzraelOffline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
No dings or dents, gets great mileage, in show condition, not a pre-owned. Tons of horsepower to power you through all your needs. Perfect for Sunday drives in the country or picnics by the lake. Front-side arms completely surround you for safety and protection. Stability Control included at no extra charge. Very reliable, wont ever leave you stranded. No liens, clean title. No Maintenance required. Drive off today, no money down!* BAGGAGE RACK NOT INCLUDEDCome on by for a test drive!**************************************************************************** YOU:If you greet people with "Yo!" or "Sup!"......you're probably not the one for me.If you refer to the guys you know as your "Homies"......you're probably not the one for me.If you refer to the place you live as your "crib"......you're probably not the one for me.iF u tYpE lIkE tHiS......you're probably not the one for me.If your panties say "Monday" and it is now Friday......you're probably not the one for me.If your roommate used to be your boyfriend, but you're "Just Friends" now, ......your probably not the one for me.If you have ever been on a reality show, or want to be on one, ......you're probably not the one for me.If I was to tell you that you're a good kisser and your reply is "Daddy says I'm the best", ......you're probably not the one for me.If you refer to your cousin as your ex, ......you're probably not the one for me......you're probably not the one for me.IF YOUR PROFILE IS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS, ......you're probably not the one for me.If more than half your photos show you holding a drink, you're a lush and ......you're probably not the one for me.If you have a lot of baggage and are not on your way to the airport......you're probably not the one for me.If you post a picture of you holding a baby I am going to think it is yours and click to the next profile waaay before I figure out it is:A. Your niece/nephewB. Your Son/daughters kidC. Your neighbors kidD. The kid you babysitE. A kid you kidnappedF. Some random baby that jumped in the pictureIf you post a picture of you hanging all over some OTHER dude I am going to think he is the other guy you're dating and click to the next profile waaay before I figure out it is:A. Your Best friend.B. Your brotherC. Your DadD. Your co-workerE. Your roommateF. A one night stand from POFG. Some random dude who jumped in the picture.ME: friendly, loyal, considerate, giving, fun, honest, upfront, loyal, considerate, kind, selfless, intelligent, funny, ambitious, respectful, manners, chivalry, young at heart, sincere, great sense of humor, romantic, loving, strong, confident, adventurous, reliable, sexy, punctual, ambitious, intelligent, reasonable, problem solver, wise, knowledgeable, competent, uniqueI am more intelligent than smart. Smart is not putting your hand on a hot stove after you have burned yourself once. Intelligence is not putting your hand on it in the first place.I have four little puppy's. Animal lovers a plus!Things I like:Sound of water.. rivers, streams, waterfalls.Bike ride at the beachMountainsSmell of pine treesSmell of a BBQSmell of the oceanSmell of fresh cut grass especially in early morningSmell of a fire, beach or in the woods or fireplaceWatching the sunsetSounds of crickets at nightSounds of frogs in a creekSound of waves crashing on the shoreBy the way, all of you who write about taking walks on the beach, NONE of you are doing it. I lived right on the beach for years and never saw ANY of you doing it EVER!IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MEET AFTER A COUPLE OF *** AT LEAST TALK ON THE PHONE, THEN DON'T WASTE MY TIME! IF I WANTED A PEN PAL I WOULD WRITE TO PEOPLE IN PRISON.