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Azrael, 49

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No dings or dents, gets great mileage, in show condition, not a pre-owned. Tons of horsepower to power you through all your needs. Perfect for Sunday drives in the country or picnics by the lake. Front-side arms completely surround you for safety and protection. Stability Control included at no extra charge. Very reliable, wont ever leave you stranded. No liens, clean title. No Maintenance required. Drive off today, no money down!* BAGGAGE RACK NOT INCLUDEDCome on by for a test drive!**************************************************************************** YOU:If you greet people with "Yo!" or "Sup!"......you're probably not the one for me.If you refer to the guys you know as your "Homies"......you're probably not the one for me.If you refer to the place you live as your "crib"......you're probably not the one for me.iF u tYpE lIkE tHiS......you're probably not the one for me.If your panties say "Monday" and it is now Friday......you're probably not the one for me.If your roommate used to be your boyfriend, but you're "Just Friends" now, ......your probably not the one for me.If you have ever been on a reality show, or want to be on one, ......you're probably not the one for me.If I was to tell you that you're a good kisser and your reply is "Daddy says I'm the best", ......you're probably not the one for me.If you refer to your cousin as your ex, ......you're probably not the one for me......you're probably not the one for me.IF YOUR PROFILE IS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS, ......you're probably not the one for me.If more than half your photos show you holding a drink, you're a lush and ......you're probably not the one for me.If you have a lot of baggage and are not on your way to the airport......you're probably not the one for me.If you post a picture of you holding a baby I am going to think it is yours and click to the next profile waaay before I figure out it is:A. Your niece/nephewB. Your Son/daughters kidC. Your neighbors kidD. The kid you babysitE. A kid you kidnappedF. Some random baby that jumped in the pictureIf you post a picture of you hanging all over some OTHER dude I am going to think he is the other guy you're dating and click to the next profile waaay before I figure out it is:A. Your Best friend.B. Your brotherC. Your DadD. Your co-workerE. Your roommateF. A one night stand from POFG. Some random dude who jumped in the picture.ME: friendly, loyal, considerate, giving, fun, honest, upfront, loyal, considerate, kind, selfless, intelligent, funny, ambitious, respectful, manners, chivalry, young at heart, sincere, great sense of humor, romantic, loving, strong, confident, adventurous, reliable, sexy, punctual, ambitious, intelligent, reasonable, problem solver, wise, knowledgeable, competent, uniqueI am more intelligent than smart. Smart is not putting your hand on a hot stove after you have burned yourself once. Intelligence is not putting your hand on it in the first place.I have four little puppy's. Animal lovers a plus!Things I like:Sound of water.. rivers, streams, waterfalls.Bike ride at the beachMountainsSmell of pine treesSmell of a BBQSmell of the oceanSmell of fresh cut grass especially in early morningSmell of a fire, beach or in the woods or fireplaceWatching the sunsetSounds of crickets at nightSounds of frogs in a creekSound of waves crashing on the shoreBy the way, all of you who write about taking walks on the beach, NONE of you are doing it. I lived right on the beach for years and never saw ANY of you doing it EVER!IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MEET AFTER A COUPLE OF *** AT LEAST TALK ON THE PHONE, THEN DON'T WASTE MY TIME! IF I WANTED A PEN PAL I WOULD WRITE TO PEOPLE IN PRISON.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Kimball

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    Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56

    I would best describe myself as a Christian first as well as independent, confident, ambitious, artistic, sensual, romantic, loyal and creative. I can be extroverted combined with a twisted sense of humor. I have the "go with the flow" attitude. I enjoy movies, theater, comedy clubs, outdoor art shows, concerts, cooking (especially with that special someone) and many more things depending on the company. I especially like spending time with my kids when I have them. I also love the outdoors mainly the mountains. I believe that we should live life to the fullest. I don't take my relationships for granted. I am loyal to a fault and have a lot to offer to someone special. I like all types of music from Andrea Bocelli to Metallica and Skrillix... I am looking to meet someone that has my same interests and similar understanding of life. Someone who is optimistic, romantic, sensual, ambitious, strong emotionally and financially stable. Someone who has a great sense of humor and loves to laugh. I’m looking for a friend and a lover. I am not into games or one night stands. *** Today you are making memories... It's up to you to make them good or bad.*** Meet for a drink and see if the chemistry is there.****PRIVACY NOTICE:Warning--any person and/or *** this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including but not limited to my photos. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee(s), agent(s), student(s) or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this or you may copy and paste this one.

  • Sherlock

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    Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53

    Hi there. I have my doubts whether anybody actually reads these things, but my experience is that "connection" is really about an actual interpersonal dynamic, rather than selections from a drop-down menu. Soooo, if you can judge matchability on a few thumbnails and a paragraph, youre better at this than i am, but what the hell, gotta start somewhere. Matchability. Hmm. Is that even a word? Ill have to google it. Hopefully a publishing house will look favorably on my work, publish it, and pay me obscene amounts of money to bring it to an eager reading audience, Thats the plan anyway. I seek a charismatic, complex, witty, soulful, and intelligent woman who is beautiful both inside and out, to share adventures, good food, dumb jokes, lots of music, sun, sea, salt, and sultry locales, oh my. I am a voracious reader, and I have traveled almost literally all over the world, but alas, almost exclusively on business. I am fond of most animals, and all small children (i was a cub scout unit leader for years, dig that), enjoy outdoor fun such as surfing, catamaran sailing, snorkeling, paddleboarding, and exercize to keep myself in decent shape so I don't blob out. Hmm. What else? I have an active - if sometimes quirky or, ah, irreverent --like pace) and have a prodigious collection electric guitars which i play loudly and regularly, perhaps to the dismay of my neighbors. Just sayin.For the record. I am not here for casual hookups or booty calls, I'm just not that guy. My intent is to meet a woman whom I really and truly click with, who inspires and challenges me - spiritually, intellectually, physically, and emotionally - to devote myself to and grow with. I know she is out there, and I know she is looking for me too. If you are she, come hither! Manifest yourself, and let's make our own fireworks...Oh, a Post Script... YES the pix are all recent (June of '13 or later) and NO, i'm not prevaricating about my age, or height or marital status. That would be retarded.Drop me a line...maybe we're a match? A latte at Starbucks? Balderdash. That's not a date...that's a lame Pre-date Safety Zone Screening Meeting to make sure youre not meeting a whackjob or a wildebeest. Neccessary perhaps, but usually awkward and not all that fun, and def not a bona fide "date." The DATE comes later, when you decide you like each other, right? So. That said...I think a great first date would be a simple, yet intimate setting. A picnic, for example. Good food, much wine, good convo. Perfect way to acquaint ourselves, yes?

  • Erwin

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    Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56

    As I am divorced and have two kids***who is going to University and a 10-year-old that lives with me half the time-- I don't have a lot of free time anymore , but I would like to get to know someone to enjoy that free time with. My favorite things include the ocean, the mountains, good books, bad movies, and unique art.

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