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TempieOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I'll admit to a few things - I can eat chicken any time of the day or night. I have three toothbrushes on the go right now and I don't know how that happened. I've worn different coloured boots to work and didn't notice for hours. There are a few words that make my skin crawl...one of them is 'panty'.I could say that I'm patient, but I know that's not always true. I will say that I'm tolerant, I learn the most from people this way. I should say that I eat healthy, but the very occasional KFC rib finds its way into my mouth.I will say that people are important to me. All kinds. From everywhere.I know that I play many roles - sister, daughter, mother, friend, lover, confidante, organizer, thinker, and a goof.I know I am not perfect. I am a masterpiece in the making...this will last until my deathbed.I'm living to laugh, learn and love - laughing until the tears roll off my cheek and my stomach cramps; learning until I know that it's time to ask more questions; loving enough to want the best for someone else.I have never been in a pillow fight in my underwear with five other women. And, I'm inclined to report that against widely held beliefs two girls involved in a cat fight will not randomly start kissing. Anything that makes us at ease, allows us to be ourselves and comfortably share a piece of us.
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EllaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....
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OlivetteOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Hi there! Let's get aquainted! :)