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Ella, 41

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About Me

.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I am a mother of 3 with 20 years between my oldest and youngest. I enjoy playing games (not head games!), watching movies, going for walks, hanging out with my large extended family, travelling, camping, and playing with my kids. I am a caring sensitive woman who is tired of being played and looking for someone real in her life. I have so much love to give to the right man. I enjoy cooking, baking, keep a clean house and am not afraid to get dirty out in the yard or the outdoors. I love to kiss and cuddle and am a very sensual woman. I love soaking in the beauty of nature and am always up for an adventure. I am a big woman but it's more of me to love and it is a part of what makes me the loving person I am. I see good in everybody and probably have too much trust in humanity. I like most types of music but especially old rock and heavy metal that reminds me of my youth (80's). I really am just looking for someone to accept and love me for who I am, a best friend, and partner for life. I don't ask for much but to feel safe and loved....don't lie to me please. Just be you...don't pretend you're someone you're not and then show me your true colors after I have fallen in love. I am also ***friendly :) Probably meet for a drink? Somewhere semi quiet so we can talk.

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