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EllaOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....
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KileyOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
Hi so I thought i would look around here and see how this works. not looking for anything just want to see what maybe out there.have kids and animals so if you don't like them don't talk to me. if you want to know anything ask I might answer.Don't want any head games or bs just someone to be friends with first.so i thought that i would add on some here .if you only want to talk about sex don't bother i don't give a sh*t about how big it is or what you want to do with it.i am not a prude but the first time you talk to someone it should not be about having sex.so if that bothers you sorry. meeting for coffee would be nice
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KalieOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I'm just your average warm hearted girl looking for her equal, I'm not into the bar scene so I don't get a chance to meet a lot of people outside of work. I enjoy camping, fishing and gold panning "for entertainment purposes only" I enjoy some hiking and leisurely walks along the river on a sunny day, even better if we can pack a lunch and call it a picnic. Summertime's where its at for me, here in the Cariboo!. I believe in honesty and kindness and try everyday to make it a part of my lifestyle, I haven't quite mastered the kindness part yet, but I'm working on it! Im quite happy being by myself but would certainly enjoy life a little more with a good friend. Thank you for reading through my profile and hope to hear from you. a first date... Well thats something a little more special than a first meeting,..but a first meeting works well for me over coffee in town and if things go well from there then maybe we can talk about that date...