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EdonbpaStevensville
- Maryland
- United States
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Man. 71 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 48-68
Hi! My name is Edonbpa. I am divorced spiritual but not religious caucasian man with kids from Stevensville, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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KendrickStevensville
- Maryland
- United States
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Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
ok here we go,i work as a scaffolder which i enjoy very much been doing it now for 29 yrs.
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WendellStevensville
- Maryland
- United States
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Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
Hi there. A bit about me - I'm a sociable character with a postive outlook. I like to chill out at the pub; cinema; theatre and even the odd concert if there's someone worth seeing. I like to cook for others, and enjoy meals out too, or just sit in front of the box watching a good film or drama, or football. One of my favourite places for walking is the Lake District, but anywhere outdoors is good.I tend to read thrillers / crime type books and have a varied taste in music.My work is quite demanding, but I enjoy it because its so varied.However, I'm missing a lady in my life and that's why I've decided to give this a go....nothing ventured, nothing gained :-)
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CarlStevensville
- Maryland
- United States
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Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-42
Hi! My name is Carl. I am never married other caucasian man with kids from Stevensville, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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IrvingStevensville
- Maryland
- United States
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Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
Puedo parecerte arrogante a travez de mis fotos pero me gustaria ke me konocieras soy muy sencillo...Hombre maduro carismatico amante de la naturaleza..Soy Simpatico,Alegre caballeroso,Honesto,Educado,Sincero,Trabajador. Me gusta el deporte y el ejercicio...ño. Si te intereso Conoscamonos¡¡¡ Sin existencialismos vanos... y si te gusto o me gustas, Dios dira... Sin Foto real no contesto mensajes, lo siento. Seriedad absoluta. Todo lo demas lo platicamos cuando gustes. Un cafe...El cine...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pueblear,Gym.
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JoshStevensville
- Maryland
- United States
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Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-23
Hi! My name is Josh. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian man without kids from Stevensville, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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NoneStevensville
- Maryland
- United States
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Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-39
Hi! My name is None. I am separated islam mixed man with kids from Stevensville, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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TruemanStevensville
- Maryland
- United States
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Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
28 yrs as a lighting engineer on shows, concerts and conferences. Now moving into new ventures....what a stupid move at my age....!!!Right, I better add this, to stop others asking time after time. : I had to set up this "GENUINE" profile on here, because some idiot had used my pics from FaceParty, and set up a fake profile (Apparently I had become a northern pub landlord over night) This profile you are reading, has been on here for over 6yrs (In various forms) and in that time, I have chosen to not meet a single person.The site is filled with fake people, using fake pics etc. And I am not desperate to waste time chasing fake people. Should a genuine female pop along, and we are after the same thing, then maybe things will change. I do not want to meet for a one off coffee simply for the sake of meeting up. What's the point in that? I am within 15 feet of a kettle and don't drink coffee anyhow.Kisser, seeks Kissee for undercover work. Full time applicants only, no part time work available!!!if you get the time Google "; and enjoy some of my work. Chocolate Ice cream should raise a smile. Unlike "Snow White"....I don't do Grumpy or Dopey! Oh, I need to point out, I can read...so feel free to leave a message if you pop by. I like long walks.....especially when they are taken by people who annoy me . Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. He bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal.He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.Don't be too quick to judge. Please, don't think that when I make a comment, or ask a question, that its a marriage proposal in disguise!!!!I am NOT scary. You just need to be able to read and understand the profile in the way it was intended......honest!!!A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'He answers, 'Madam, if you *** just looking at it, you're going to sh1t yourself when I tell you the price.Everyone has the right to be stupid, some just abuse the privilege!!Please, don't call me "Babes" or "Hun"I've been offered 8 legs of Venison for £300.....is that 2 deer?I called Tibet last week, to speak with a BIG religious personality.!! Turns out, I'd rung Dial a llama!!!Most of this profile is "Tongue in cheek humour" Please don't think I am bitter, or the like, as "Some" people seem to be reading this the wrong way.I don't do lies or liars. I will normally suss them out faster than you could detect a fart in a space suit! If I want anyone to mess with my head, I'll consult a "Phrenologist"Right, this is what I wont be asking for..... I won't be asking for phone numbers, bra sizes, more pics, or MSN details, fave positions, or addresses.Remember what they say "Beauty is in the eye's of the BEER holder"...lol And to stop people asking....No...I don't drink.I love this line.....seen it on a few profiles: "......My friends say I am attractive".....what else are they going to say? I can't be the only person who's seen an Indian, asleep on the train, with a little red dot on their forehead, and thought "F*ck me....it's on standby";Working girl"The woman says its the best sexual experience she has ever had, and what was the technique known as.Its known as the "Four sprung dwarfs technique" they replied.so, there was a teacher in class, who said to the pupils "We as humans, are the only species on earth who suffer from speech defects, stammers, lisps and so on"A boy at the back of the class leant across and started chatting to the boy sat beside him...."If you have something to say, I'd prefer it if you shared it with the class" shouted the teacher."I was just saying, I don't agree with you miss" the boy replied."Well I'm the teacher, and you're the pupil, I'm right and you're wrong" she said."I still think you are wrong", replied the boy "Yesterday, next doors pit bull jumped over our fence, and our cat went FFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFF FFFFFF and before he could say F*!K IN HELL....the pit bull killed him" 2 women sat in a coffee shop, one says to the other, "What with all this plastic surgery going about, I'm thinking of having a bit of Botox to see what all the fuss is about"Her friend turns and says "Thats funny, I was thinking of having my arsh hole bleached""oooooooo No" her friend replies.."I couldnt picture your Brian with Blonde hair"I met a girl once who had a shell tattooed on her inner thigh, and do you know, if you put your ear to it, you could actually smell the sea!!When God made me, she was showing off. I got my bunsen burner, test tubes, petri dishes, and periodic table....now lets just work on the chemistry! Just go easy on the liquids and gases!Not looking to meet any "Knife throwers.....Or smokers!!!
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ArtStevensville
- Maryland
- United States
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Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53
Hi there,well, I am a mild mannered, caring and responsible guy, but still fun loving. I like meeting new people and am open to new challenges. Friends would say I am reliable and fun to spend time with. No baggage, just a regular challenging job that keeps me amused and pays the mortgage. I like all sorts of pastimes, listening to live bands, playing squash, bike riding, meeting family and friends, or just out for a walk and a chat in the sun. intellectual stimulation is something that is important to me too. I love camping trips and holidays in the sun. Life throws you odd situations, sometimes good, sometimes bad, but whatever it does send your way it should make you stronger, wiser and a more enriched person. Grasp the chance when you have it.I have no kids but have plenty of nieces and nephews. It's great to spend time with them and watch them grow. Meeting someone with children of any age would not worry me. Actually I would enjoy it. If you fancy chatting or getting to know me then just say hi. The idea of going on this site is to broaden my horizons, so please just say hi and see what happens from there. The world is our oyster. Hope to hear from you. After all, nothing ventured, nothing gained! Nick. xxUpdate; I gave up smoking on 30th jan ***. It's good.Update: it's 20th Feb and I'm still not smoking! :-)Update: it's 16th April and I'm still not smoking. 11 weeks now. Not on patches and never looking back. :-) Well, what a poser of a question....Fancy a surprise?....fancy telling me what you want?....It's always best to meet where you both feel comfortable...x
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DeshawnStevensville
- Maryland
- United States
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Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53
I still haven’t lost all faith in the never ending love story or romance and love. And I’m not afraid to tell and hear the truth even if it may hurt. Just looking to meet honest good real people.
