Single Men In Bauxite, Arkansas, United States

Ethancollie

• Bauxite

• Arkansas
• United States

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Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28

Hi! My name is Ethancollie. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Bauxite, Arkansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Podgeypf

• Bauxite

• Arkansas
• United States

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Man. 58 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

Looking for: woman. In age: 40-55

Hi! My name is Podgeypf. I am divorced catholic caucasian man with kids from Bauxite, Arkansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Chapmansteph2E

• Bauxite

• Arkansas
• United States

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Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Looking for: woman. In age: 28-44

Hi! My name is Chapmansteph2E. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Bauxite, Arkansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Kennith

• Bauxite

• Arkansas
• United States

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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

I'm a reserved guy at first but will make anyone laugh. I have a very smart sarcasting dry humor. I have no expectation in anyone other than to be treated as they treat you. I don't lie, but I'm also brutally honest, I'm actually not sure which is worse :)I live on the golf course and on my motorcycle when the weather permits, other than that I'm holed up in my house with my little bulldog Lizzy. A dog lover is a must!The last couple years have been very positive for me, I'm eating right, working out and trying to stay active, that's not to say I don't still enjoy sitting in front of the PC to play a game or on the couch watching sports or a movie. I have no expectations for a first date, I don't care if we go to dinner or go for a walk in the park. I would just like the opportunity to get to know someone and make them laugh.

Diggory

• Bauxite

• Arkansas
• United States

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Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

I enjoy good conversation, and after reading this you will know why...lolPlease remember it is all in good fun....My overall impression is that meetville is a "Let's Meat Market" So if content defines; here's my two cents...more like non sense. This is my Anti Profile I'm really a nice guy... If you can't laugh at yourself..you should not be laughing at/with othersThis was written for my own amusement, providing a bit of personality incite (*no it's intentional...... as in a f’n pun)....It's not that I suffer from a negative self image...)I just think it's f'n funny...please enjoy. And if not...Block me...No hard feelings.Yawn...... Independent, Objective, Obstinate, Assertive,Impossible Done Daily (Sounds like a truck commercial, not to mention...I'm pretty much saying I am going to be a pain in the ass....and it's only the first line) I place honesty first and foremost (Although this only applies to those who are truthful, and those outside of law enforcement, inclusive of the IRS) No exemptions, allowances or exceptions. (This is P.O.F Poindexter....not an IRS audit..) Please don't ask me if you look fat in those jeans, if you ask me for my opinion; I will tell you honestly. (Really? Did I just call you fat?) Never crass. (Did you read the last line?) Always blunt. (no shit) I take pride in my impeccable decorum, old fashioned manners, and gentlemanly conduct. (Just when will this be demonstrated?) If you require someone to give you big reactions; look elsewhere. (And why exactly would I have this line? Just what am I doing…..which would cause women in my life to give a big reaction...or expect one from me? I am a rock; and have been told so many times. (At this point; sounds more like smokin rock....did you catch that part where I called you fat?) Attentive, considerate and very loving as well. To a fault. (Yeah; more like it's your fault for getting close to him....ouch. Too far? NOPE) I lead though example (Example of a world class....nice guy... what did you think i was going to say? My unmatched; wicked, sharp, and dry, sense of humor cut's deep..but reflect the truth. (More like you will cut me deep when you find the truth...lol that's funny My humor has no off switch, and will not relent. If it's funny I will say it. ***Ok you can judge for yourself..) I really prefer to listen, I learn nothing when I speak. (This also tends to allow me to stay in the room longer...obnoxious ass S.O.B. that I am) In fact the sound of my own voice often annoys me!!! (Wonder why....perhaps it's the words. Not so much the voice) Please let me listen...although I am open to new things) Seeking Long Term Relationship I bring no baggage and a really big heart (Cannot really make fun of that one...Please submit any suggestions, which I will promptly *** Question.... Why are pictures the primary method for selecting whom we message? Really? Then I think....wait wait.wait.How could I have overlooked the recent case study in Psychological Science Magazine You know the fifteen year ...groundbreaking case study...Clearly demonstrating compatibility,Based on photos....showcasing....bathroom mirrors....reflecting..males....Cell phone griped in right hand;...Click......... My abs say we are a perfect match....... Female Profile basic template Who can say no.....Like seriously.....Own it girl! Duck face....Yeah I am soooo sexxxy Hair.....didMakeup.... Mac Eyes unfocused.....staring very far off...ohhh how artsy....black and white please...The only color are the eyes...right... ? ? ? ? ? (I know yes yes you look great!) ....Second PictureThe one taken in YOUR car....You in the drivers seat... (because you have taken charge of your life's direction.....you don't take a back seat to any man....third time around's supposed to be the best anyways)Seat-belt optional (depending on cleavage) No lipstick on the teeth now...ClickTerrific......Now all the guys will know!!!!What a perfect first wife I will be. If you have read the whole thing thank you! ..Starbucks on me. Like I'll ever have to buy coffee for anyone besides myself after that read....lol That was all a joke lighten up..ask me anything.True story....emailed this to a friend for laughs....The return *** Dude....You need to get a girlfriend.or something..yeah....why didn't I think of *** Huh What?My first date? Why would anyone want to know about that? This is so confusing????No really I just don't get it....?....W.T.F? I was like...twelve when I went on my first date.Ohhhhhh......wait. wait. wait.I really don't think this is possible.How can a date, I have not been on.........be a first?I have already been on my first date, that was a long; long; long time ago.How the f#$K am going to determine exactly how many dates I have been on? Not to mention...which date my next one will be....Who the hell keeps track of something like that?I am so lost........... (Three Hours later.) Ok...ok...I got it.This will be my seventh date,(Not counting this coffee thing I went on, with this co-worker onetime; but that's an entirely different story.....P.S. Cindy if you happen to read this (I AM SO SORRY about your cat)!!!!So where was I, yes Ahem...My next date will be the eighth, not the first, god the people running this site must think we are some real losers!Now I have to be sure and update my bio each time I go out on a date in order to keep it current. Don't they have an app for that or something? You know what? F**K it! F**K this site! This is too much f'n work!I'm going to read a book.This whole thing is just too confusing.If you are still reading please do your neighbors a favor!Please contact your local mental health services, seriously you need help.If you know you are a little off (if you make over 50k per year you can refer to your self as eccentric, 49k and under then you are just nuts), then we are a great match; do us both a favor and say *** date will be a twenty minutes tops; in a public place, no expectations, no stress.I think an initial "meet" should not even be considered a "date".... Not to ***

Nevada

• Bauxite

• Arkansas
• United States

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Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45

I'm adventurous and like to experience new places. I love to travel and have been to quite a few different places. I'm a huge fan of listening to music, from Heavy Metal to some Country and Hip Hop/Rap. I'm somewhat of a Movie Buff too. I like all kinds except for Musicals. I like to cook and love to grill. Some of my favorite types of food are Italian, Mexican, Chinese and ofcourse, a nice thick Steak. I'm one who likes to be outdoors doing just about anything. I like taking a walk or working on the yard or just sitting back and taking in the Fresh Air. I think a great Dinner and great conversation is a very good First Date. Taking a nice long walk around the lake, getting to know each other. Going to good movie or catching a live performance. I believe a good and successful First Date should be about getting to know each other while staying comfortable without any pressure. Just be Yourself.

Abiram

• Bauxite

• Arkansas
• United States

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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

I'm an honest and faithful type of person. I have many good qualities. Its up to you to find out what they are. Just hope to find the love of my life someday. Hoping she might be on here. :)

Dino

• Bauxite

• Arkansas
• United States

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Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45

I have an amazing ***year old daughter I get to see a couple days a week. As a bonus we share the same birthday, there's a tattoo idea in there somewhere? I'm taking suggestions.I'm a very active guy. Really wanna try SUP and Rock Climbing soon. Any Takers?I love to cook and eat very healthy, although, I'm not that guy that won't have pizza or burgers with friends if I'm out.I own an online pet supply company and work at Fluxx nightclub on the weekends for fun.I'm always down for just about anything fun, the beach, UFC nights, BBQ's, Nightclubs and Dive Bars as long as there is good company, let's roll. I like to hang out "at a club, disco, lounge, house basement, or block party, car stereo, stoop, or at any other social gathering" Points if you know what that's from.Yes I don't drink, but I work at a nightclub and frequent bars with friends all the time so feel free to get your party on when the time is right. I don't watch much TV, but I love movies, at home or in the theater, but at home is always more comfy.In order to be around me, a woman has to be able to laugh. A mischievous sense of humor and wit can be very sexy.For the record, I find I'm mostly attracted to petite girls with an exotic look who value their health and enjoy keeping in good shape. I'm a sucker for the fitness model type any day, but just enjoying keeping in shape and taking care of yourself says volumes about the kind of person you are. I am highly attracted to a woman who is proud of her body and works for it and knows about nutrition. If you cook healthy, .... major bonus points! Somewhere we can relax and talk (mildly noisy actually increases the privacy I think) Dive bars are always great.

Menahem

• Bauxite

• Arkansas
• United States

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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

Make no mistake, as I\'m not perfect. I laugh, I cry, I dream, I desire. I\'m me, accept it and allow me to be me. I’m looking for a partner with strong family values, a sense of humor and a sweet smile!

Acie

• Bauxite

• Arkansas
• United States

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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

I love eating healthy and staying in shape. In my spare time I enjoy going to the beach, happy hour sushi, hiking,Indoor Rock climbing, sky diving, spending time with friends and/or family. I'm looking for someone who is outgoing, sarcastic, funny and has personality. I love experiencing new things and would love to find someone who is passionate about life and has a sense of adventure! Enjoys relaxing weekends going to breakfast or brunch at the beach, coffee and mimosa's :) Evenings out at a nice wine bar or restaurant is always one of my favorites! I love good food! I'm looking for someone who is over the game and ready to be serious and share life's adventures. Simple first date.... Coffee, Sushi or Brunch at the beach :)