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EthancollieBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
Online
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Ethancollie. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Bauxite, Arkansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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JaanaiBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
Online
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
- what can I say. Not really tryin' to build up the hype. Just focused on the simple pleasures that life presents us with. Friends, family and laughter. You remember laughter(lol). A day with out laughter is a day that never was. Just crusin' and doing the damn thing, like a lot of us. On the grind and makin' the most of this game we call life. Carvin' my way in the world. When it's all said and done and the sun is settin', turning on the radio and letting the music take over. - laughs,conversation and mutual connection.
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DiggoryBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
Online
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I enjoy good conversation, and after reading this you will know why...lolPlease remember it is all in good fun....My overall impression is that meetville is a "Let's Meat Market" So if content defines; here's my two cents...more like non sense. This is my Anti Profile I'm really a nice guy... If you can't laugh at yourself..you should not be laughing at/with othersThis was written for my own amusement, providing a bit of personality incite (*no it's intentional...... as in a f’n pun)....It's not that I suffer from a negative self image...)I just think it's f'n funny...please enjoy. And if not...Block me...No hard feelings.Yawn...... Independent, Objective, Obstinate, Assertive,Impossible Done Daily (Sounds like a truck commercial, not to mention...I'm pretty much saying I am going to be a pain in the ass....and it's only the first line) I place honesty first and foremost (Although this only applies to those who are truthful, and those outside of law enforcement, inclusive of the IRS) No exemptions, allowances or exceptions. (This is P.O.F Poindexter....not an IRS audit..) Please don't ask me if you look fat in those jeans, if you ask me for my opinion; I will tell you honestly. (Really? Did I just call you fat?) Never crass. (Did you read the last line?) Always blunt. (no shit) I take pride in my impeccable decorum, old fashioned manners, and gentlemanly conduct. (Just when will this be demonstrated?) If you require someone to give you big reactions; look elsewhere. (And why exactly would I have this line? Just what am I doing…..which would cause women in my life to give a big reaction...or expect one from me? I am a rock; and have been told so many times. (At this point; sounds more like smokin rock....did you catch that part where I called you fat?) Attentive, considerate and very loving as well. To a fault. (Yeah; more like it's your fault for getting close to him....ouch. Too far? NOPE) I lead though example (Example of a world class....nice guy... what did you think i was going to say? My unmatched; wicked, sharp, and dry, sense of humor cut's deep..but reflect the truth. (More like you will cut me deep when you find the truth...lol that's funny My humor has no off switch, and will not relent. If it's funny I will say it. ***Ok you can judge for yourself..) I really prefer to listen, I learn nothing when I speak. (This also tends to allow me to stay in the room longer...obnoxious ass S.O.B. that I am) In fact the sound of my own voice often annoys me!!! (Wonder why....perhaps it's the words. Not so much the voice) Please let me listen...although I am open to new things) Seeking Long Term Relationship I bring no baggage and a really big heart (Cannot really make fun of that one...Please submit any suggestions, which I will promptly *** Question.... Why are pictures the primary method for selecting whom we message? Really? Then I think....wait wait.wait.How could I have overlooked the recent case study in Psychological Science Magazine You know the fifteen year ...groundbreaking case study...Clearly demonstrating compatibility,Based on photos....showcasing....bathroom mirrors....reflecting..males....Cell phone griped in right hand;...Click......... My abs say we are a perfect match....... Female Profile basic template Who can say no.....Like seriously.....Own it girl! Duck face....Yeah I am soooo sexxxy Hair.....didMakeup.... Mac Eyes unfocused.....staring very far off...ohhh how artsy....black and white please...The only color are the eyes...right... ? ? ? ? ? (I know yes yes you look great!) ....Second PictureThe one taken in YOUR car....You in the drivers seat... (because you have taken charge of your life's direction.....you don't take a back seat to any man....third time around's supposed to be the best anyways)Seat-belt optional (depending on cleavage) No lipstick on the teeth now...ClickTerrific......Now all the guys will know!!!!What a perfect first wife I will be. If you have read the whole thing thank you! ..Starbucks on me. Like I'll ever have to buy coffee for anyone besides myself after that read....lol That was all a joke lighten up..ask me anything.True story....emailed this to a friend for laughs....The return *** Dude....You need to get a girlfriend.or something..yeah....why didn't I think of *** Huh What?My first date? Why would anyone want to know about that? This is so confusing????No really I just don't get it....?....W.T.F? I was like...twelve when I went on my first date.Ohhhhhh......wait. wait. wait.I really don't think this is possible.How can a date, I have not been on.........be a first?I have already been on my first date, that was a long; long; long time ago.How the f#$K am going to determine exactly how many dates I have been on? Not to mention...which date my next one will be....Who the hell keeps track of something like that?I am so lost........... (Three Hours later.) Ok...ok...I got it.This will be my seventh date,(Not counting this coffee thing I went on, with this co-worker onetime; but that's an entirely different story.....P.S. Cindy if you happen to read this (I AM SO SORRY about your cat)!!!!So where was I, yes Ahem...My next date will be the eighth, not the first, god the people running this site must think we are some real losers!Now I have to be sure and update my bio each time I go out on a date in order to keep it current. Don't they have an app for that or something? You know what? F**K it! F**K this site! This is too much f'n work!I'm going to read a book.This whole thing is just too confusing.If you are still reading please do your neighbors a favor!Please contact your local mental health services, seriously you need help.If you know you are a little off (if you make over 50k per year you can refer to your self as eccentric, 49k and under then you are just nuts), then we are a great match; do us both a favor and say *** date will be a twenty minutes tops; in a public place, no expectations, no stress.I think an initial "meet" should not even be considered a "date".... Not to ***
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Joshhowell92CBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
Online
Man. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-23
Hi! My name is Joshhowell92C. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Bauxite, Arkansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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EduardoBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
Online
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I’m a passionate human who’s rather shy, and I’m very open with my feeling, so if you want to learn more, be free to ask. I’d like to find an open person who can share their feelings with me.
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OzzieBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
Online
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I love sports, especially learning new ones. I tried waterpolo and basically drowned. My main sport these days is volleyball. I've got a cute monkey for a 5 year-old nephew who I bodyslam and chase around, so I guess you could call that a sport too.Potential deal-breaker warning: I like to sleep in, nap, snuggle and read books a lot, so if you're high-energy, we'll just annoy each other:) This is one of the reasons I figure I shouldn't have kids***hours with my nephew and/or niece tires me out. :)Oh yah- when I say I have a car, I'm actually a car2go member, which means I have, like, ***cars. So I'm kind of a big deal;)I love all animals, especially dogs and cats. Love em! I inherited a habit of baby-talking to animals from my mom, so you'll probably get to see that on our first date...My favorite women are fun, smart, funny, nice to strangers, sarcastic sometimes, and a little bit bad. (Not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good, as Run DMC said.) Add a little chemistry and passion in and out of bed and we'll never have to go on a first date again:)My mom, sister, and grandma taught me to be a gentleman, so I like women who can call me on my sh?t. I'm honest to a fault, so that's both good and bad. Ummm, sense of humor. Yes. That's essential. I love to make people laugh, but if you're easily offended you'll misunderstand me. Ideally, I'd like to go to one of those waterfalls where they make shampoo commercials. Maybe hang out with some koalas.More importantly, on our tenth date I'm looking forward to: sitting around all day playing our favorite songs for each other; fixing something in your house that really bugs you; and awesome spontaneous make-outs.This life is more than just a read-through.
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GayBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
Online
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I'm giving this a try because I'm done with the bar scene, and done with clubs. I recently moved to the area and work quite hard and long hours so meeting new people is difficult. I'm a polite guy that hasn't forgot how to repect a women and treat one with respect. I believe that communication is important to a good relationship. There's so much more to say but no way to put it all in a little summary. So don't be afraid to ask! Message me... I look forward to hearing from you!!
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BrendanBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
Online
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Hello there ladies. I am Bill and I am a single military father of three awesome kids (15.75-g, 13-b, and 11-g) and a full time college student woking on my Masters in Buisiness Administration (MBA). For work, I am a handyman while I have my resume out and looking for a full time job. I do not do drugs or smoke at all. I do drink beer (Budlight or Budlight Platnium) but that is not a every day thing. I served 20 years in the military with 10 years being the Marine Corps and 10 years being the Army National Guard. Now as far as what I am looking for, I am looking for a gal that not only beautiful on the outside but is just as beautiful on the inside as well. I want a gal that has goals and is either achieving them as we speak or has it mapped out and is headed in that direction. I want a gal that does not smoke or do drugs at all. For some reason I keep meeting women that claim they dont smoke but then you meet and either they smell like cigs or they taste like it. Well, I dont like it at all. Its not attractive and its plain out nasty. Not to mention that I am allergic to cigs. I am also looking for a gal that takes pride in what she looks like and does her best to keep herself healthy, both physically and medically. I just am not into obese women. Sorry. Its just my taste. I want a woman that will focus only on me if you are interested in me. Im not going to sit here and compete with other men for your heart. Sorry. This is not the Bachelor or Bachelorette. Either you like me and want to get to know me and only me or you dont.One last thing. I prefer to meet a woman that wants to actually meet and not weeks down the road but asap so we can see if we have that connection in person. So as a conclusion, If you have read everything and you are still interested in meeting me, please dont hesitate to *** Thanks for your time and I look forward to your ***'m open to ideas, but ideally something simple.
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MaxxBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
Online
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I believe in living a good honest life. Hopefully see how this online dating goes. I would like a partner who likes to show affection, has a great sense of humor, for whom making time together a priority.
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RednecksoulBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
Online
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-24
Hi! My name is Rednecksoul. I am separated catholic caucasian man with kids from Bauxite, Arkansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
