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StevenOffline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
I would class myself as a really warm friendly guy, easy to get on with and quite funny (even if I do say so myself). I like going to the gym, socialising with friends, playing sport and listening to music. I enjoy the theatre, watching films and going to restaurants. I'm hoping to meet a friendly attractive, fun loving girl to spend time with and hopefully develop into a relationship. Totally miss snuggling up on the sofa with someone and hoping to find someone for me on here. Currently working in recruitment but I am a qualified personal trainer and may be looking to get back into that in the near future. Enough waffle, I never know what to say, I'm a lot better in person methinks so give me a chance. ;) Nice casual few drinks in a bar/pub to get to know each other..,which may then turn into a boozy night if we get on well.
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MackOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
Depressed alcoholic on probation, with 17 children to 10 different mothers. Recovering from years in prison; my psychosis medication and various restraining orders make it possible for me to only live in one postcode.I hope to find a job one day, but waking up after midday all the time makes it really hard for me.I do like to travel a lot, and live in many places, but not through choice as I always like to be one step ahead of the debt collectors.I try to keep the house clean, but my flat mates do enjoy smoking A LOT of crack (mainly socially), and it can get a little messy.I'm looking for someone who doesn't mind the odd bit of domestic violence, and can see the funny side of being left stranded on a date, but doesn't mind paying for dinner if I do bother to turn up.Would be great to have someone by my side for court appearances, and to change my nappy.Big love, form a queue x
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ShayOffline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
When I am not hijacking vessels, boats or yachts I like attacking oil rigs and taking hostages.I also enjoy goat herding and collecting flip flops from the Somali beach. I love AK's and RPG's and am looking to find a wife so I can become a citizen.To know the real me, just drop me a message. Surprise Me!