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Valeria, 36
United States, Texas, Beaumont

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About Me

Life lessons:1. If your just looking for a "pet wussy" please move on...2. I prefer to date men taller than me (a man should lean down to kiss a woman, not the other way around)3. If you are close to the age of my parents or my boys, probably no interest there! 4. No criminals allowed!5. Teeth are a must! All of them preferred. A great smile goes a long way. 6. Bat sh*t crazy is...well, I think the phrase is funny!!7. God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason!8. I drive a Pinto...Beamer9.10. Only laugh at someone falling after you know he/she is not seriously hurt!! When you are done laughing, help em up ;)11. I once read that girls don't fart, we whisper in our panties! Made me laugh so hard tears ran down my legs!!12. Alcohol is for social functions. Needing it to function daily should make you think twice about your life! Same goes for prescription drugs! 13. Being a nurse keeps life exciting! Oh the stories...14. No smokers. Not that I have, but that's what I imagine it would be like!15. Taking a half naked mirror pic and actually posting it? Women just don't like sharing some things, and your half naked body is one of them. Have some class and leave something for the imagination! 16. Be a gentleman. Period. Enough said! I've been divorced for 6 years now. I have 2 wonderful boys that make it easy. My boys keep me active, but that's why we have children, right? To keep us young and tired all the time ;)I've been a nurse for many years now, which has made me appreciate life and be thankful for the things I am blessed to have. With this said, my career has brought many laughs also. Adults do stupid things when under the influence!Country music and dancing...what more is there to say??;)Well, I hope you enjoyed a good hearty laugh. The world could use more laughter! Now, if you're bat sh*t crazy, please don't hesitate to let me know because that's why we are on here right? Sanity has left the building ;)All kidding aside, just be nice, intelligent, employed, groomed, and well adjusted to life. KISS it...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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