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Haley, 26

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About Me

Don't be fooled by the dress, you'll usually find me in jeans and a t-shirt but I hate cameras. It was my cousin's wedding and the photographer really didn't appreciate my attempts to master escape artistry.... Anyway, let's see....I can be stubborn, I drink too much coffee, probably watch too much TV, I only pretend to hate country music, I'm 100% accident prone and half the time I like animals more than most people. On the other hand, I'm down-to-earth, laid back, educated, pretty quick-witted (or dry and sarcastic, but quick-witted sounds nicer), a bit of a free-spirit and I'll buy anyone a beer who can beat me at Mortal Kombat on PS***i.e. no button mashing here, I'm a combo-pro! I'm honest, loyal, straightforward, compassionate and I'll move mountains for the people I care about. The End. :)Five minutes on here and I already have to make this clear: I'm neither a lady of the night, an escort nor a stripper, even if I was...you wouldn't be able to afford me. So, in other words, your oh-so-charming offers for one night stands really aren't necessary or wanted. I also won't be sleeping with you on a first, second or third date. If that disappoints you, your entire existence will disappoint me. I think that pretty much covers it! If none of this applies to you, my bark is much worse than my bite! You're the boy, you figure it out!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Dollie

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I feel like my dating life is out of a Ben Stiller movie lately, so why not continue the fiasco on here... Who's next for a weird, comical date to add to my screen play? Kidding, but not kidding. Looking to have some fun and go on dates with someone knee slapping hilarious and hopefully doesn't let out too many bodily functions on the first couple of dates. :D

  • Jeannie

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    ..maybe something more. I enjoy running, movies, traveling, art, wine and good food. I'm really close with my family and I am not the kind of girl who posts pictures of herself with duck lips or of my cleavage. I have an old fashioned personality but I will rarely say no to a dare. I love to sit at a pub with a beer and some wings with my friends and laugh, i would prefer that over going to the club. I have only three rules to live by: 1) You could die tomorrow so have you done or said everything that you wanted to today? 2) No matter how hard life gets your mom will always make you feel better. 3) Life doesn't happen while you are sitting on your couch alone on a Saturday afternoon, so get outside and do something.

  • Joanna

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    We live in a world where we are too afraid to talk to strangers [and learn about each other], and put ourselves out there [so we can learn about ourselves]. I feel like I dance to the beat of my own drum most days, and I am looking for someone who is more than the ordinary. Someone who is a thinker and a doer... someone who doesn't fit the mould. You see the world through rose coloured glasses, but you know how to see what is right in front of you too.[Oh... and bonus points if you play the guitar. I'm a sucker for a man who can play the guitar.]Send me a message if you are interested, and I will send you one back if I am too. Either way, I wish everyone the best, and hope that you all find exactly what you are looking for.One last thing... Must love YYC. ;)

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