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Wa12WzOnline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-51
Hi! My name is Wa12Wz. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Rockport, Indiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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BrycenOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I am a 37 yo, i am honest, good hearted and a loveing father,looking for someone to spend them fun times with ,i am a country boy and like to hunt and fish, i work hard and am very responsible, love kids , if i sond good for you hit me up!! I am very romantic, so lets see where it might go,
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CoyOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
"Adventure...Excitement...hmmmph...a Jedi craves not these things."Ok, so that was the headline I was going for. I mean, let's be real here. Socrates and Descartes are great, but they'd be cut to ribbons in a Light-Saber duel. But enough about my geekdom, let me do the whole "why am I here and what am I looking for" thing.1.) Why Am I here? Eh, it is kind of a personals/dating site, so that one is easily solved. I will admit, I haven't exactly had the best luck picking them. In fact, I'm just thiiiis close to joining a Monastery at this point. Seriously, I actually Googled it before doing this and let me tell you, some of those places look like pretty hip and happenin' party palaces.(I mean, hey, it works with rival Satellite TV companies.) 2.) What am I looking for?Ok, after reading the above, surely you know that you must possess a bit of a sense of humor. Just be honest, a good person in general, and don't worship Satan or commit felonies on a daily basis.(Yes, weekly is fine. Moderation is key.) To be honest, it would probably be easier for me to point out what I am NOT looking for, so here goes (WARNING - Sarcasm Ahead - Proceed with caution.)1.) No alcoholics, please. (Ever skipped a funeral to "get your drink on?"...yeah, this means you.)clarification: Ok, in fairness to the AA club, obviously it would kind of depend on whose funeral. High basketball games (j.v. And the cool thing about old Zeke is, he'd be cool with that. But if Granny leaves us, and you feel the same urge? Well, either there's something wrong with you, or those are some kick-ass Mozzarella sticks.2.)No Bible thumpers, please. I know, you think this flies in the face of my earlier "don't worship Satan" bit. Not at all. I don't mean to say, or imply, that you being religious is a bad thing. Just don't be an extremist or anything.(Suicide bombers need not apply. Don't get me wrong, a chick that's down for a cause is hot, but what if that first date was really great and I wanted a 2nd one? That would be an awkward conversation, wouldn't it?Me: "So, I had the best time with you tonight. Would you like to do it again sometime? How about next Friday?"Her: "Ummm, I kind of have this thing I have to do next Friday..."...;the occult". Well. Ok, maybe Voldemm..uhh you know who I mean (*phew* that was a close one.)3.) No Liars please. (Got yourself a significant other? Good, I'm happy for you. Stick with them. I'd really like to be with you in Starbucks and not have to worry about finding a ***pound linebacker looking dude staring me in the face while growling out the phrase "Whatareyoudoinwithher,huh?" while nervously clutching my Hot Chocolate...you know, not because I'm scared or anything. It's just that, well, have you seen the prices in that place? I don't want to risk a spill here.)I'm not really sure why I haven't found my true love yet. It could be that I'm just a tad different than most ladies cup o' tea. For example, I'm not stunningly gorgeous, but then I make up for it by having an excellent knack for picking out just the right greeting cards. I'm not a rich man (*sings* but..If I were a rich man..." Ok, so I've watched a musical or 2 or 3 in my time. Tevye knew what he was talking about. (Seriously, I'm scary good at it. Let me put it this way....Well, I may be the only hope for mankind, people. So just keep in mind that you, yes YOU..could potentially be dating the savior of the planet Earth. I'm just sayin...Any other questions? (Honestly, I'd write more, but it seems I've run out of room here. Thanks, Plenty O' Fish!