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GenaOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Things I'm Skilled at Doing:Eating snowcones, thrift store shopping, putting eye drops in my own eye, parallel parking if the parking lot is empty, reading *** the fact, talking under my breath, protocol medical chart order at work ( it's rocket science),picking up after my dog( if I had one), and last but not least, driving my child insane every morning when I wake her up. That's the best.Things That Aren't My Favorite:Allergies- I'm allergic to OJ (the juice, not the caucasian lady killer--although I'd probably have an adverse reaction to someone trying to kill me) which makes it difficult to enjoy screwdrivers (the drink, not the tool...why would I care if I was allergic to a screwdriver?), so my favorite drink is a White Russian ( and no, I'm not racist). ***Three comments in parenthesis in one sentence. I'm awesome. I type exactly how I speak so there's always side stories to my story.The DMV- why does the waiting area always look like the bar scene from StarWars?Didn't think I'd have to post something like this but please, DO NOT MESSAGE ME ASKING FOR ANYTHING SEXUAL. Do I sing about having faith and meet guys in public restrooms? If you wouldn't say it to me in a grocery store, don't get brave behind a screen and say it to me. You won't get a response so please don't try.'Nuff said. How dare you make me get all serious on my profile.I'm not looking for someone to come and save me, I have a Savior. Not a charity case, so don't take my single momness as a weakness or crutch. Just want someone to have my back while standing by my side. Child and I will not settle. Ever. I don't need someone to go all out on the first date. I have no problem people watching or walking around and talking. A lot of people say this, but I mean it...the list goes on and on and on
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RoseOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-31
Hi! My name is Rose. I am never married protestant caucasian woman without kids from Peoria, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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GracielaOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I am an outgoing, hopelessly optimistic, classy-yet-fun-loving person with many interests and hobbies. I exercise and lift weights regularly. I also love to sing (i.e. recovering karaoke addict) and dance, but I don’t find myself enjoying the bar scene as much as I did a few years ago. While I still enjoy the occasional night on the town, I now seem to prefer game night with friends, hosting dinner parties at my house and organizing friendly, low-key get-togethers. I'm very happy with my life, and happy with who I am. I'm very self-sufficient (i.e. I'm not looking for a guy to take care of me - rather, someone I can share interests or activities with and grow close to). I'm ready to be swept off my feet by an intelligent gentleman who can make me laugh, who can become my best friend, and who can hold his own in any conversation; I’m looking for someone who will never stop trying to win me over, even once he already has…-5 type work schedule (but schedule is not necessarily a deal-breaker). I'm also pretty tall (5'8" barefoot and ~5'11" in high heels!), so height can't be something that bothers you. 10 Extremely Random Reasons You Should Ask Me on a Date, in no particular order: ***I can write backwards in cursive. You know you are dying to see this. 9) I have a great sense of direction and can read a map like a champ. 8) I would be a great addition to your zombie apocalypse team: for example, I know how to preserve and can foods, make soap, knit, and sew. 7) I sing to my dogs. They prefer Motown hits from the 50s and 60s. They have great taste. 6) I am financially independent. I don’t have kids. I am physically fit. Wait, that’s 3 reasons…5) I hate chick flicks. You’ll never have to suffer through another one with me!??4) I can cook things you probably can’t pronounce. 3) I know whether the punctuation should go on the inside or outside of parentheses. 2) I own a shotgun, 3 sewing machines, and food processor. I am proficient with all of them. 1) I am not only literate, but I can compose impeccable limericks when the mood strikes.