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Brandy, 32

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About Me

You know that feeling in elementary school when the teacher calls on you and you really have no idea what's happening because you've been coloring pictures in the margins of your scribbler all day? That feeling - that moment, pretty much sums up my life.While my educational background reeks of pretentious coffee houses, dark rimmed glasses and late nights discussing literary criticisms and historical perspectives - don't let that fool you - I have several cleverly placed tattoos and piercings that may go against the notions of someone who enjoys renaissance literature and everything Middle Earth. Two degrees later, here I am. Besides, I think nine years of post-secondary education is normal, to which most people agree...for doctors. I digress.Being single is fine with me, however more and more it seems to be the state that most of my friends prefer me to occupy. They seem to take great enjoyment out of the hilarity that is the smorgasbord of anecdotes the dating scene affords me. I may actually be cursed. It’s as if I have been chosen by a higher power to smite me with men who roam the earth hunting in popped collars and shell necklaces. This is not paranoia or even dramatic excess, it just happens to be my life.) the beach, traveling, taking random spur of the moment road trips to meet rockstars, dragons, firm handshakes, two full scoops of raisins, elephants, causing trouble,the tin drums, memorizing countries (geographically) and lumberjacks.I firmly believe the Mighty Duck movies to be the best cinematic masterpieces of all time(though I often question the credibility of D3).I adore my friends and my family means the world to me - although I believe us to be one family photo away from wearing matching sweaters - including the dog.- Fast Times could have been in my future...I dislike chocolate poptarts, crunchy snow, telescopes, the overuse of the exclamation point,clingy shower curtains, romance,revs,popped collars, olives, outer space and rabbits - I'm petrified of rabbits. To make things easier, I thought I might compile a list of reasons why I may not answer:* Shirtless pictures. Really.* One word messages. I don't love zombies. Or their food. * Photos of your bike. I get it, you like your bike. But I'm not posting pictures of tomato soup or giraffes. Be cool.* Superman tattoos. Even Superman would be embarrassed.* Any message that contains, "S'up baby, come holla at cha boi", "omg" or "boyz" Seriously.* Prom pictures. No. Just no.* I once saw seat coverings in a parked car. Don't be that guy.* If your dog is small enough to blow off the back of a pick-up truck. * References to being a male model. Please, just don't.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Jodie

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Well, I have to start with this first, I have a 10 yr. old son who will always be my top priority. I am a mom first. I have him full time and as a single mom I accomplished working at the same job for 6yrs, buying a house, and I have a car. I am very independent and I am looking for a good man to share my life with. I don't need someone to take care of me, I am not a needy woman who doesn't take care of her own.What I'm looking for: A funny, honest, intelligent, caring, responsible guy. Someone who still knows the old fashioned values of how to treat a woman; opening doors, etc. I don't care for drama (I'm sure they all say this, but I mean it) so I hope you don't have drama in your life. I prefer someone who has his life in order. I have found guys on here that seem to have emotional issues, so please don't bother if that's the case. I'd like to assume if you are on an online dating service that you are ready to meet someone and hopefully your profile is honest. Otherwise, everyone's time is being wasted! Also, I'm not looking for a big partier, I want someone content with staying in or going to the park or just hanging out sometimes.I am more of a homebody, but I do like to go out too. I can have fun no matter what I am doing. I like to go to the movies, eat out, comedy clubs, bowl, shop, go for a few drinks, and spend time with my son. I like to laugh and be silly, sometimes I am a little sarcastic!So, if you're sincere and really looking for an honest relationship, a best friend, feel free to send me a message. I'm an awesome catch!

  • Lindsay

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I am a single mom that has my son ***. I work a lot to make the bills. Looking for someone that can make me laugh and lift the stress from the day or the week. Looking for someone who understands being a mom comes first if I can't always meet you up or spend time out. I know you are out there and I can be happy again......where's all the men that just want to put up the hard work in a relationship just to keep the other one happy and work hard at it?? Not interested in games would like a real relationship and real feelings who can communicate with me on an adult level. Prefer someone local SWM so you can see and spend time with often to build a relationship. Must love being around children my son is my world and will always come first. Whatever just have fun, flow with the emotions, enjoy one another's company for as long as intrigued

  • Corina

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I listen to all music. I enjoy spending time with my son and my family. If your looking for a quick booty call plz don't message me!! I don't have time for it! Wanting to make friends. I don't have time for childish games. If you don't like kids keep moving cause my son will always come before anyone. Would help if you enjoyed the country life! Muddin fishing anything of that sort! If your interested message me And who knows where it may go!! Anywhere doesn't matter. Movies dinner just staying in is fine with me.

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