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Brandy, 32

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About Me

You know that feeling in elementary school when the teacher calls on you and you really have no idea what's happening because you've been coloring pictures in the margins of your scribbler all day? That feeling - that moment, pretty much sums up my life.While my educational background reeks of pretentious coffee houses, dark rimmed glasses and late nights discussing literary criticisms and historical perspectives - don't let that fool you - I have several cleverly placed tattoos and piercings that may go against the notions of someone who enjoys renaissance literature and everything Middle Earth. Two degrees later, here I am. Besides, I think nine years of post-secondary education is normal, to which most people agree...for doctors. I digress.Being single is fine with me, however more and more it seems to be the state that most of my friends prefer me to occupy. They seem to take great enjoyment out of the hilarity that is the smorgasbord of anecdotes the dating scene affords me. I may actually be cursed. It’s as if I have been chosen by a higher power to smite me with men who roam the earth hunting in popped collars and shell necklaces. This is not paranoia or even dramatic excess, it just happens to be my life.) the beach, traveling, taking random spur of the moment road trips to meet rockstars, dragons, firm handshakes, two full scoops of raisins, elephants, causing trouble,the tin drums, memorizing countries (geographically) and lumberjacks.I firmly believe the Mighty Duck movies to be the best cinematic masterpieces of all time(though I often question the credibility of D3).I adore my friends and my family means the world to me - although I believe us to be one family photo away from wearing matching sweaters - including the dog.- Fast Times could have been in my future...I dislike chocolate poptarts, crunchy snow, telescopes, the overuse of the exclamation point,clingy shower curtains, romance,revs,popped collars, olives, outer space and rabbits - I'm petrified of rabbits. To make things easier, I thought I might compile a list of reasons why I may not answer:* Shirtless pictures. Really.* One word messages. I don't love zombies. Or their food. * Photos of your bike. I get it, you like your bike. But I'm not posting pictures of tomato soup or giraffes. Be cool.* Superman tattoos. Even Superman would be embarrassed.* Any message that contains, "S'up baby, come holla at cha boi", "omg" or "boyz" Seriously.* Prom pictures. No. Just no.* I once saw seat coverings in a parked car. Don't be that guy.* If your dog is small enough to blow off the back of a pick-up truck. * References to being a male model. Please, just don't.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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