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Brandy, 32

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About Me

You know that feeling in elementary school when the teacher calls on you and you really have no idea what's happening because you've been coloring pictures in the margins of your scribbler all day? That feeling - that moment, pretty much sums up my life.While my educational background reeks of pretentious coffee houses, dark rimmed glasses and late nights discussing literary criticisms and historical perspectives - don't let that fool you - I have several cleverly placed tattoos and piercings that may go against the notions of someone who enjoys renaissance literature and everything Middle Earth. Two degrees later, here I am. Besides, I think nine years of post-secondary education is normal, to which most people agree...for doctors. I digress.Being single is fine with me, however more and more it seems to be the state that most of my friends prefer me to occupy. They seem to take great enjoyment out of the hilarity that is the smorgasbord of anecdotes the dating scene affords me. I may actually be cursed. It’s as if I have been chosen by a higher power to smite me with men who roam the earth hunting in popped collars and shell necklaces. This is not paranoia or even dramatic excess, it just happens to be my life.) the beach, traveling, taking random spur of the moment road trips to meet rockstars, dragons, firm handshakes, two full scoops of raisins, elephants, causing trouble,the tin drums, memorizing countries (geographically) and lumberjacks.I firmly believe the Mighty Duck movies to be the best cinematic masterpieces of all time(though I often question the credibility of D3).I adore my friends and my family means the world to me - although I believe us to be one family photo away from wearing matching sweaters - including the dog.- Fast Times could have been in my future...I dislike chocolate poptarts, crunchy snow, telescopes, the overuse of the exclamation point,clingy shower curtains, romance,revs,popped collars, olives, outer space and rabbits - I'm petrified of rabbits. To make things easier, I thought I might compile a list of reasons why I may not answer:* Shirtless pictures. Really.* One word messages. I don't love zombies. Or their food. * Photos of your bike. I get it, you like your bike. But I'm not posting pictures of tomato soup or giraffes. Be cool.* Superman tattoos. Even Superman would be embarrassed.* Any message that contains, "S'up baby, come holla at cha boi", "omg" or "boyz" Seriously.* Prom pictures. No. Just no.* I once saw seat coverings in a parked car. Don't be that guy.* If your dog is small enough to blow off the back of a pick-up truck. * References to being a male model. Please, just don't.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Alana

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    10. I will watch a game with you even if it does not interest me. ( I will watch the Celtics however with no complaints)9. You will not hear me nag and complain because I don't sweat the small stuff.8. You will be the man in the relationship.7. You will never, ever compete with me. ( unless its in a tickling match)6. You will be nicely surprised when I kiss you passionately at unexpected times and in unexpected places. 5. You will never see me roll my eyes at you when you say something because I will respect you.4. You will see my smile far more often than my frown. 3. You will find yourself thinking seriously about my observations on life and current events.2. You won't be holding my purse at the shoe store. You won't even BE at the shoe store with me.( because I will more than likely not be there myself)1. You rarely, if ever, hear these awful words: "I'm not in the mood". With that said about me I am 32 single no kids never married. I work full time and I actually like my job. I am 5'6 and yes fellas I am a BBW. I have short brown hair with blonde highlights and i have brown eyes. I love to travel when I can even if its a day trip to no where, I love driving. I love spending time at the lake to listen to music I mostly listen to R&B, hip hop, some country gospel and some other stuff too. I like going to the movies hanging with friends and family. I feel i am a good cook i have not had any complaints yet. I do not smoke and I drink on occasion,What kind of guy I am looking for? Someone with similar interest as myself. Someone single does not smoke or do drugs not even ***i don't do it and don't want to be around it either. I don't mind if you have kids just no drama please because i am drama free. I am not looking for a hook up I want a real relationship with a good guy. On a first date I would love to be able to sit down and talk with someone or go for a ride and enjoy each others company. I'm a simple person to please so it does not have to be a big huge event.~Look beyond my eyes and see my beauty~ Hear beyond my words and listen to my heart~ Feel beyond my body and touch my soul~

  • Kristine

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I Love Life! I'm active in all aspects of my life. I like to travel and explore new places I am looking for someone who has a work hard play hard philosophy to life. I'm an open book for the most part have questions just ask? I am not shy Coffee & Chat

  • Lindsay

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I am a single mom that has my son ***. I work a lot to make the bills. Looking for someone that can make me laugh and lift the stress from the day or the week. Looking for someone who understands being a mom comes first if I can't always meet you up or spend time out. I know you are out there and I can be happy again......where's all the men that just want to put up the hard work in a relationship just to keep the other one happy and work hard at it?? Not interested in games would like a real relationship and real feelings who can communicate with me on an adult level. Prefer someone local SWM so you can see and spend time with often to build a relationship. Must love being around children my son is my world and will always come first. Whatever just have fun, flow with the emotions, enjoy one another's company for as long as intrigued

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