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Brandy, 32

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About Me

You know that feeling in elementary school when the teacher calls on you and you really have no idea what's happening because you've been coloring pictures in the margins of your scribbler all day? That feeling - that moment, pretty much sums up my life.While my educational background reeks of pretentious coffee houses, dark rimmed glasses and late nights discussing literary criticisms and historical perspectives - don't let that fool you - I have several cleverly placed tattoos and piercings that may go against the notions of someone who enjoys renaissance literature and everything Middle Earth. Two degrees later, here I am. Besides, I think nine years of post-secondary education is normal, to which most people agree...for doctors. I digress.Being single is fine with me, however more and more it seems to be the state that most of my friends prefer me to occupy. They seem to take great enjoyment out of the hilarity that is the smorgasbord of anecdotes the dating scene affords me. I may actually be cursed. It’s as if I have been chosen by a higher power to smite me with men who roam the earth hunting in popped collars and shell necklaces. This is not paranoia or even dramatic excess, it just happens to be my life.) the beach, traveling, taking random spur of the moment road trips to meet rockstars, dragons, firm handshakes, two full scoops of raisins, elephants, causing trouble,the tin drums, memorizing countries (geographically) and lumberjacks.I firmly believe the Mighty Duck movies to be the best cinematic masterpieces of all time(though I often question the credibility of D3).I adore my friends and my family means the world to me - although I believe us to be one family photo away from wearing matching sweaters - including the dog.- Fast Times could have been in my future...I dislike chocolate poptarts, crunchy snow, telescopes, the overuse of the exclamation point,clingy shower curtains, romance,revs,popped collars, olives, outer space and rabbits - I'm petrified of rabbits. To make things easier, I thought I might compile a list of reasons why I may not answer:* Shirtless pictures. Really.* One word messages. I don't love zombies. Or their food. * Photos of your bike. I get it, you like your bike. But I'm not posting pictures of tomato soup or giraffes. Be cool.* Superman tattoos. Even Superman would be embarrassed.* Any message that contains, "S'up baby, come holla at cha boi", "omg" or "boyz" Seriously.* Prom pictures. No. Just no.* I once saw seat coverings in a parked car. Don't be that guy.* If your dog is small enough to blow off the back of a pick-up truck. * References to being a male model. Please, just don't.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Brittney

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I never thought I would use online dating! You too? Being new to town and working in a really small office doesn't allow for me to meet many new people though. I'm looking forward to trying this out though as I've heard quite a few success stories.After reading other profiles I have come to appreciate the ones with lists made. So, here are some odds and ends about me in an easy to read format:- I believe that if you think you may look back one day and laugh about something, why not go ahead and laugh now.- My favorite quote is by Andy Warhol "Sometimes you have to be willing to get happy about nothing." - Family is really important to me. Through my parents’ marriage I have learned what a relationship can and should be. They have been married 40 years and are truly each other’s best friend. - I'm thankful for those early morning talks and that I know how to cast out a line and throw a casting net.- Although when we're ready for some real roller coasters we'll head over to Universal Studios! - I was a cop for 4 years. During that time I did undercover work, executed search warrants, shot guns and Tasers, and tracked down murder suspects. - There is a handicap parking spot directly in front of my apartment. I refuse to park there even if it's the only available spot and I have to drive a building over to park. It makes me sad when other people park in that spot; it's just not right.- I always donate a dollar when checking out at PetsMart. - I can't watch them.- I try to make anything fun! At work I've been known to play the occasional (harmless) prank.’s chair. Hours and hours of fun (well, for everyone but that particular coworker).- Yes I would love to go to the gun range, football game, baseball game, hole in the wall bar, weird restaurant, fancy-pants restaurant, concert, and/or comedy club with you. No I don't have to go with you to your guys night out and I won't text you all night long. Go have fun! - As far as relationships go I think this best describes what type of relationship I want to be in:There is a picture on the internet of a note that a wife left for her husband. Lying next to the note is a nerf gun. The note says "Welcome home from work!! Two things: 1.This gun with ammo is yours. 2. I have one too and you’re under attack as of now!!"How much fun!

  • Serena

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Problem is its a small town and not the best quality of people. It would be nice to meet someone awesome, outgoing, who doesn't do drugs and doesn't party ***. Someone with similar interest so we could have fun hanging out. A few things about me, I don't like shopping for hours, I get ready in 20 minutes, I don't wear a ton of makeup, I can write upside down.I "workout" 5 days a week, I try to eat organic as much as possible. I like tattoos & piercings. I love spending time with family and friends. I don't watch much TV but love movies. I am a Certified Massage Therapist and love my career. I enjoy meeting new people. I love being active. I love traveling. I write poetry. I have a big heart and love helping people. I am spiritual not religious. I am honest, (so if you don't really want to know the answer don't ask me.) I don't play games. I love animals. I like all types of music but I love country and Reggae music most. I am a hopeless romantic. I know what I want in life and in a relationship and I will not settle for anything less. I also know what I have to offer so I expect the same. ;) I am not into games, meaning if you are interested in someone you should just go for it. I don't believe in who should call or text who first I don't want any rules or boundaries when involving a relationship I'm not 13 :). Life is short you never know when it's going to be your time to go, so live everyday like it may be your last and have fun, love, laugh as much as you can. :) If there is anything you want to know just ask. :)A little about the kind of man I am interested in... Someone who has his sh*t together, especially if your older then 27. Opens the door for a woman. Someone who doesn't play games. Honest. Not on drugs. Being healthy and working out is VERY important to me. Being positive and happy is very important to me. I don't mind dating someone with kids as long as there is NO baby momma drama I wont put up with it sorry. He has to have a close connection with his family. My ideal relationship is to be with my best friend. "Know your worth". – We often accept the love we think we deserve. It makes no sense to be second in someone’s life, when you know you’re good enough to be first in someone else's. Go some place where we could talk and have fun. If I don't reply back please don't take it personal, just means I don't want to argue about why I'm not interested. I can tell a lot by what your profile says or Maybe I don't feel the attraction that is important to have. Good luck with your search :)

  • Lynnette

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I'm an animal nurse aka veterinary technician. I love my job, I'm good at what I do so therefore I'm doing what I love. This generally keeps me very happy. I'm compassionate, sensitive and gentle which I owe to my choice of career and makes loving animals that much easier. I'm not a crazy cat lady don't get me wrong, but I love my furr babies. I also love being able to provide a service to the innocent animals who rely fully on us to provide the best life and care for them. I recently went back to school because I want to be a doctor, no not a human doctor an animal doctor because people are gross ;) Oh sorry I didn't mean you reading this....just some people Lol!!! That's just where my passion is and where I can do the most good. I'm a busy person who likes to get the most out of whatever I'm doing, I probably function better when my schedule is jammed packed. I'm adventurous, a risk taker, outgoing, a grown up kid; and I'll try anything at least once. I'm a strong woman so I am looking for and shouldn't be intimidating to a strong man! I am a very happy person. I love to laugh. This is a must have day in and day out! I feel like you've gotta have joy in life and the more fun you can have, the more you can enjoy this journey. I've realized that people are only as happy as they make up their minds to be, so I choose to be happy and want to surround myself with others that do too. The older I get I realize not to sweat the small stuff, to roll with the punches, to avoid drama, and seek out good friends. Good friends (and of course family) are the lifeline that will get us through even the hardest or most unbearable times. After all friends are the family we choose for our self. My hobbies would include anything outdoors; hiking, biking, swimming, camping, horseback riding, photography, all sports, fishing, the arts, at home entertaining, cookouts, crafts, etc. I'm not really into the club or crazy party scene...kind past that point in my life, just looking for more. I love all kinds of music, I love to dance and just have fun. I love to read, I love movies...I speak fluent movie quotes haha! I recently discovered Crossfit and it has changed my life! I love being sore after a hard workout, it's so fulfilling. I'm aspiring to inspire others in my journey to get fit and love myself; I'm a work in progress and could use all the help I could get. A workout buddy would be awesome :) I'm the oldest of seven, I'm very family oriented and love being able to see & catch up with them when I can. I'm recently divorced but that doesn't mean that I don't believe in love or second chances. Sure I'm a realist but I'm also a romantic at heart. I think it's important to love yourself and to discard anything that isn't good for your health including food, people, things, situations, etc. It's important to me to never loose sight of who I am or who I want to be; even if that means being different, standing out and letting go.I'm very determined. I'm looking for someone that is going to make me a better person, the best version of myself. I want to be challenged and I rise to the occasion. I'm just here to try and meet new people, to get out and have some fun, to broaden my horizons, and keep on keeping on. I'm not looking for anything serious, although I'm not adverse to that as a possibility. I like that saying I'm sassy, classy and a bit smart assy :) We all have something to offer and bring to the table. I'm a great listener, I'm loyal and I'm a great friend. Hit me up if it sounds like we'd have fun. I'm up for anything, just a simple meet and greet to get to know each other better, then after that the sky's the limit!

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