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About Me

You know that feeling in elementary school when the teacher calls on you and you really have no idea what's happening because you've been coloring pictures in the margins of your scribbler all day? That feeling - that moment, pretty much sums up my life.While my educational background reeks of pretentious coffee houses, dark rimmed glasses and late nights discussing literary criticisms and historical perspectives - don't let that fool you - I have several cleverly placed tattoos and piercings that may go against the notions of someone who enjoys renaissance literature and everything Middle Earth. Two degrees later, here I am. Besides, I think nine years of post-secondary education is normal, to which most people agree...for doctors. I digress.Being single is fine with me, however more and more it seems to be the state that most of my friends prefer me to occupy. They seem to take great enjoyment out of the hilarity that is the smorgasbord of anecdotes the dating scene affords me. I may actually be cursed. It’s as if I have been chosen by a higher power to smite me with men who roam the earth hunting in popped collars and shell necklaces. This is not paranoia or even dramatic excess, it just happens to be my life.) the beach, traveling, taking random spur of the moment road trips to meet rockstars, dragons, firm handshakes, two full scoops of raisins, elephants, causing trouble,the tin drums, memorizing countries (geographically) and lumberjacks.I firmly believe the Mighty Duck movies to be the best cinematic masterpieces of all time(though I often question the credibility of D3).I adore my friends and my family means the world to me - although I believe us to be one family photo away from wearing matching sweaters - including the dog.- Fast Times could have been in my future...I dislike chocolate poptarts, crunchy snow, telescopes, the overuse of the exclamation point,clingy shower curtains, romance,revs,popped collars, olives, outer space and rabbits - I'm petrified of rabbits. To make things easier, I thought I might compile a list of reasons why I may not answer:* Shirtless pictures. Really.* One word messages. I don't love zombies. Or their food. * Photos of your bike. I get it, you like your bike. But I'm not posting pictures of tomato soup or giraffes. Be cool.* Superman tattoos. Even Superman would be embarrassed.* Any message that contains, "S'up baby, come holla at cha boi", "omg" or "boyz" Seriously.* Prom pictures. No. Just no.* I once saw seat coverings in a parked car. Don't be that guy.* If your dog is small enough to blow off the back of a pick-up truck. * References to being a male model. Please, just don't.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

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  • Serena

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Problem is its a small town and not the best quality of people. It would be nice to meet someone awesome, outgoing, who doesn't do drugs and doesn't party ***. Someone with similar interest so we could have fun hanging out. A few things about me, I don't like shopping for hours, I get ready in 20 minutes, I don't wear a ton of makeup, I can write upside down.I "workout" 5 days a week, I try to eat organic as much as possible. I like tattoos & piercings. I love spending time with family and friends. I don't watch much TV but love movies. I am a Certified Massage Therapist and love my career. I enjoy meeting new people. I love being active. I love traveling. I write poetry. I have a big heart and love helping people. I am spiritual not religious. I am honest, (so if you don't really want to know the answer don't ask me.) I don't play games. I love animals. I like all types of music but I love country and Reggae music most. I am a hopeless romantic. I know what I want in life and in a relationship and I will not settle for anything less. I also know what I have to offer so I expect the same. ;) I am not into games, meaning if you are interested in someone you should just go for it. I don't believe in who should call or text who first I don't want any rules or boundaries when involving a relationship I'm not 13 :). Life is short you never know when it's going to be your time to go, so live everyday like it may be your last and have fun, love, laugh as much as you can. :) If there is anything you want to know just ask. :)A little about the kind of man I am interested in... Someone who has his sh*t together, especially if your older then 27. Opens the door for a woman. Someone who doesn't play games. Honest. Not on drugs. Being healthy and working out is VERY important to me. Being positive and happy is very important to me. I don't mind dating someone with kids as long as there is NO baby momma drama I wont put up with it sorry. He has to have a close connection with his family. My ideal relationship is to be with my best friend. "Know your worth". – We often accept the love we think we deserve. It makes no sense to be second in someone’s life, when you know you’re good enough to be first in someone else's. Go some place where we could talk and have fun. If I don't reply back please don't take it personal, just means I don't want to argue about why I'm not interested. I can tell a lot by what your profile says or Maybe I don't feel the attraction that is important to have. Good luck with your search :)

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