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GargoyleLauren, 30

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About Me

Hi I'm Lauren. I like to talk on *** you should messge me and charm me into giving it to you. -Dogs🐩 -I have my septum, nostril, tongue and belly button pierced. -Kinda curvy. -ANY AND ALL MAKEUP 👸💋👹💄 -You remind me of the babe... -Ninja Sex Party🎶🎤🎸 -Ninja Turtles, Hellboy, Deadpool, Harley Quinn, X-Men -I have a 10 year old Boston terrier named Spike, he's my baby. -Art✏🖌🖋🖍 -FEED ME SEYMOUR!! - I'M PICKLE RICK!!🥒 -Purple and blue hair (it changes). -🍁

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Agnostic

  • Political views

    Liberal

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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