• Mission
• Kansas
• United States

Online

Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57

Well I'm here for the usual reasons which are lack of viable options at work and the direct path to my house thing not working and all those restraining orders from the Curves franchises and three(now twelve) synagogues and a few UUs. Since I'm waiting for them to expire I figured I'd try here to see what kind of trouble I can get my self into.So, I'm looking for a woman than can turn my life inside out. I want a woman that knows what I'm thinking when I look at her and that most of the time I'm thinking lusty thoughts or I'm just basking in the beauty that is you.She must have spirit, confidence, patience, sensuality, hope and a mild sense of adventure and hedonism in more or less equal parts. Really nice girl parts always help too. There's no set "list" of what I'm looking for, it more of a melange of things. Every woman is different, something that would drive me insane in a good way with one woman would drive me insane in a bad way with another. Its the combination of where your life has been that makes you what you are. Top things for me though are a wicked sense of humor, the ability to banter and understand innuendos of any type if even just a little(most fail the test) knowing something about the world around you is pretty good also. Have a willingness to try something you've never done before. Something as small as trying that thing on the menu that you cant pronounce or doing something that may make you look stupid in front of people you don't know and will never see again. If you have food phobias or don't like something you've never even tried we probably wont work out.Being nice to the waitstaff is a biggie for me, you can tell a lot about a person by how they treat someone who can do nothing for them. Decent table manners are plus, though not that big of a problem if you're distracting me in other ways - there's always take out.I'm not an obsessive sports nut. I only like two drivers in NASCAR and they're not even real. - Shake and Bake Baby. On the TV thing - a mostly naked woman ALWAYS trumps what ever is on TV.(amazingly I have to actually explain that several times) HULU does have a purpose in life. I have no expectations or even a clue as to where we will go, but it will be different, mostly fun.So you're sitting there wondering what to do next - either hit the friggen button or you don't - I dare you. I triple dog dare you with cherries on top. I know 99.99 percent of you will not which is good since I'm looking for .01 percent that will. The very few that set themselves apart from the others, those few that aspire to true excellence in their lives and relationships. The rest of you will just go about your same old mundane lives and wonder when you're still back here in five years with the same pictures thinking you should have tried that guy out with the longest and most coherent profile you've ever read on here(so I'm told) At least he could use his words to make sentences.The worst thing that could happen here is you wake up in Vegas married to a guy you met 3 hours before and say to your self not "OMG what did I do?!" but "Dayum, this rocks! Lets get breakfast,, after we find out where our clothes went." - Ok, maybe not. But you get the point.Some additional notes -- If you send me an *** responses are at most mono syllabic its not that I am not interested. Im at least answering to show interest. I may also just be tired. Ya know usually about 12ish or later I may just do that sleep thing. I have yet to learn how to respond to *** texts in that state with out using a robot. So be patient grasshopper. Alot of you just give up if I dont respond in under 3 minutes. We could talk about things and do activities. Make a quilt. That should be a good start.

• Mission
• Kansas
• United States

Online

Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57

What do you say here? Sell yourself? What is the price of me? What is my worth? This is always a sell yourself in a limited space. I would like to find someone to be friends with first and see where it goes. Love to hear from you!So I have my own car.. my own place.. and a full-time job.. Sounds too good right?I want to find someone that likes to laugh and have fun, I want to expierence that. If your profile says seperated I read that as still married. Not interested here. Texting does not equal a relationship! There seems to be some confusion about this. For all I know it might be on my part. If that is what your interested in pass me by, I consider that chat friends. Here is a point worth noting I did a search in my age group on males seeking females and 13 available women came up. I did another search only changing it to female seeking males and 24 came up. What is wrong with those numbers? Seems to be that no matter where you are in life! Women always have their choice!I try my best to eat healthy and exercise as often as possible. Sometimes I fail but I keep on trying my best. Not interested in a serial internet dater, or full time computer chatter, I already married her once! Some place for coffee would be nice.

• Mission
• Kansas
• United States

Online

Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

Looking for: woman. In age: 30-47

Hi! My name is Blorimo8M. I am divorced protestant caucasian man with kids from Mission, Kansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.