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ConnieOnline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
OK ladies let's try the standard pick up lines; let's see - Hmmm shopping in NY City (no their last boy friend's idea of shopping was walmart. - that won't work). Romantic walk on the beach? NO - NG I got bit by the jellyfish last time and couldn't stop crying in front of her! I am so CONFUSED! Gawd I don't know what to do! I am half italian and half jewish - I don't KNOW IF I SHOULD STEAL IT OR BUY IT WHOLESALE! Don't you JUST LOVE A FREAKING SALE? If you read this far at least drop me a line and tell me you thought this was funny! I would like to meet an attractive lady who likes boating, beach and shopping. In any order! Ohhhhh ya she should be attractive and in good shape and younger than I am. If she is older than me and has loads of $$$$ that's OK also - she can be a SugarGrandma! LOL. I apologize in advance if I don't respond. Evidently many find this funny and they write me like crazy! AMAZING! Sometimes I get several hundred pounds of women in a few hours! LOL Thanks! Don't get discouraged. Let's say. You weigh ***lbs or more. Just hook up with a friend who is 300lb plus and then offer yourselves as a PAIR! 2 fives = 10! LOL.all kidding aside - i am very healthy and count that as my main blessing every day. I stay in very good shape and i am told that i can be funny as #$it at times. I am looking for a long term relationship. My friends tell me i am a hopeless romantic? what do you think? lets do something fun! forget all the normal stuff like starbucks etc. that is more like an interview. lets get crazy! lets have a sleep over! a real picnic in bed with drinks and foods and champagne! that's a first date! lmao! hahaha
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ForrestOnline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 49-59
I am a middle aged hippy who wants to make a difference by making films that inspire, entertain, and uplift people. I have already finished four films and will be making two every year. I love the writing, directing, acting and producing involved in the film and would love to meet someone with the same interest and passion. I love being creative whether it is making children's books, songs, or movies. also i am into alternatives in the areas of health, science, politics, etc. I being spontaneous and watching romantic comedies because i am a sucker for romance at heart even if it is cheesy. I love to exercise - bike riding, running or hiking. I am always open for new adventures and am strong willed to finish what I start. i have a difficult time quitting anything until it is finished no matter what the odds are against me and I tend to be a rebel but usually I hope with a cause. Most people say I am very nice person who tries hard to find the good in everyone and usually I enjoy listening to others - their hopes, dreams, etc. I have a slogan I live by: No one is better - just different. .
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AlesanapoellaOnline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-21
Well I am 19 years of age and I'm interested in any kind of thing